First, "The Dark Tower" star ably handled the mangled version of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back," which became "The Baby Escaped." Now, instead of "I like big butts, and I cannot lie," the lyrics were, "I love large saplings, that is the truth." Hey, who doesn't love trees, Idris?
Host Jimmy Fallon then tackled the Britney Spears classic "...Baby One More Time," with its new post-translation title, "Meet My Kids," and the puzzling lyrics: "Here is a kid, who should have informed me that my stuff had gone missing. Here is a kid who should have been kept hidden. And now that kid is blind, yeah."
Finally, the two dueted on Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love to You," which was now the G-rated, "I'll Place Kindness On You." That is, until "I'll hold you tight" became "you'll be constricted," and somehow "when you tell me to," was "when you tell me to plow." Ahem!
Watch the whole performance here: