Jeff Goldblum

Universal Pictures



The British were so preoccupied with whether they *could*, they didn't stop to think if they *should* make a giant Jeff Goldblum statue.

Of course, they made the right call.

Now TV erected the tribute to celebrate the 25th anniversary of "Jurassic Park," and the birth of the $4 billion "Jurassic" franchise.

This homage to Dr. Ian Malcolm will give London its sexiest reclining pose until July 26.

Fans have been paying homage to the 330-pound #JurassicJeff statue on London’s south bank. They held on to their butts well enough, but also decided to hold on to Jeff's nips:



















God bless us, every one. No one had better dare make a "That is one big pile of sh*t" joke, since this statue is clearly a glorious representation of the next stage of evolution.

Want more stuff like this? Like us on Facebook.