Betsy's Wedding - Unconditional Love and Devotion
Stevie Dee:
I could be whatever you need. I could do anything for the woman I love. I believe in saying what you feel. You are the blood in my veins, I would walk through fire for you. I will always be available, I belong to you.
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So I Married an Axe Murderer - A Unique Comparison of Pam's Scent
Tony Giardino:
What about Pam?
Charlie Mackenzie:
She smelled like soup.
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So I Married an Axe Murderer - Paranoia in Relationships Explored
Tony Giardino:
Every time you meet a nice girl you can get close to, you always break up with them for paranoid reasons.
Charlie Mackenzie:
That's not true. I broke up with those girls for very good reasons.
Tony Giardino:
Oh really?
Charlie Mackenzie:
Yes.
Tony Giardino:
Oh really? What about Jill?
Charlie Mackenzie:
She was in the mafia.
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So I Married an Axe Murderer - Fashion Disagreement Between Friends
Charlie Mackenzie:
So Tony, what's the deal with your clothes?
Tony Giardino:
What do ya mean?
Charlie Mackenzie:
I mean you look like Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch.
Tony Giardino:
What are ya talking about, I look hip!
Charlie Mackenzie:
No no no no no no no, you look like an undercover cop TRYING to look hip.
Tony Giardino:
I AM an undercover cop trying to look hip.
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So I Married an Axe Murderer - The Secret Society of Wealthy Influencers
Stuart Mackenzie:
Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as the Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino:
So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie:
The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tets-up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!
Charlie Mackenzie:
Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?
Stuart Mackenzie:
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartarse!
Charlie Mackenzie:
Interesting.... Coo-coo.
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