Multiple Maniacs - Confrontation of Identity and Appearance
Mr. David:
So you finally turned dyke, well, I'm not surprised!
Lady Divine:
DYKE!? Look who's talking, all peroxided up!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Multiple Maniacs - Comparison of Individuality and Identity
Bonnie:
Mr. David, am I better than Lady Divine?
Mr. David:
Different. Just completely different.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Multiple Maniacs - A Unique Encounter on the Bus
Bonnie:
No one has been near my private parts... except for this old lady I met on the bus.
Mr. David:
You've been lying all long.
Bonnie:
Oh no, no I haven't Mr. David. It was just she was so old I felt bad for her. I only let her... well, you know. It was no big production or anything, it was on the bus and all.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Multiple Maniacs - Confrontation Over Past Actions and Trauma
Lady Divine:
And how about you, Mr. Angel? How about your being an accomplice and how about Sharon Tate? How about that!
Mr. David: [''putting his head in his hands'']
I told you to never mention that again!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Multiple Maniacs - Desire for Collaboration in Unlikely Circumstances
Bonnie:
Mr. David, I have to see you again! I want to perform acts with you! Now!
Mr. David:
You know that's impossible.
Bonnie:
Oh please, please! Oh, god! God damnit!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Multiple Maniacs - Controversial Act Proposal in Dressing Room
Lady Divine:
How dare you contaminate my dressing room with this little piece of filth!
Mr. David:
She is not! She's an auto-erotic acomprophasiac and a gerontophiliac and I just thought you might be interested in her for the show, that's all.
Bonnie:
Yes and I can start immediately. I have this great act all worked out, with this great old man in his late 70s and his mirror, well, actually he's my --
Lady Divine: [''in disgust'']
Oh!
Bonnie:
...and we used to have kind of a thing together, and I heard about this show and I thought what an ideal setup, I mean!
Lady Divine:
Get her out! Get her out of here! How can you flaunt your cheap little one-night-stands in my face, especially at a time like this!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Multiple Maniacs - A Critique of Children's Appearance
Mr. David: [''going through someone else's wallet'']
What ugly children they have!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Multiple Maniacs - Celebrating the Extremes of Human Behavior
Mr. David:
Yes folks, this isn't any cheap X-rated movie or any 5th rate porno play, this is the show you want! Lady Divine's cavalcade of perversions, the sleaziest show on earth! Not actors, not paid impostors, but real actual filth who have been carefully screened in order to present to you the most flagrant violation of natural law known to man! These assorted sluts, fags, dykes and pimps know no bounds! They have commited acts against God and nature, acts that by their mere existence would make any decent person recoil in disgust!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Female Trouble - A Night of Fame Turns to Embarrassment
Taffy: [showing up at Superstar nightclub dressed in saffron robes]
Hare Krishna, mother!
Dawn Davenport: [grabs her]
You've finally done it, haven't you! Embarrassed me on my night of FAME! No reporters saw you did they?!
Dawn Davenport:
Look at you, I could vomit!
Donald Dasher:
THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF BEAUTY!
Donna Dasher:
Remember Alice Crimmins.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Female Trouble - Curiosity and Expectations at "Le Lipstique
Donald Dasher:
We are always curious as to what drew you here to "Le Lipstique".
Stripper:
Well I heard all the strippers come here, and I got sick of my old salon.
Donna Dasher:
And supposing we become sick of you?
Stripper:
Well, I had hoped that wouldn't happen...!
Donna Dasher:
Well, I think it IS happening. It's hard to describe, but when I look into your face, I pick up the distinct sensation of NAUSEA.
Stripper:
Hey, WAIT A MINUTE...!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Female Trouble - Dinner Choices and Cultural Identity
Dawn Davenport:
You want your spaghetti with or without cheese?
Donna Dasher:
I'll have two chicken breasts please.
Dawn Davenport:
Well, uh, we're not having that, we're having spaghetti.
Donna Dasher:
I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti. Do I look Italian?
Donald Dasher:
We rarely eat any form of noodle. But I'll take a small portion to be polite, with cheese, please.
Donna Dasher:
I'll have an extremely large glass of ice water.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Female Trouble - Discussion of a Mother's Beauty
Taffy Davenport:
What's that camera for?
Donald Dasher:
To take pictures of your mother.
Taffy Davenport:
HER?
Donald Dasher:
We happen to think she's quite beautiful.
Taffy Davenport:
You must be cockeyed then!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Pink Flamingos - A Conversation About a Car and Directions
Hitchhiker:
Where'd you get this beautiful car?
Raymond Marble:
At a car dealer, where did you think?
Connie Marble:
Where ya going?
Hitchhiker:
Just downtown, anywhere near Howard street.
Connie Marble:
Oh, meeting someone?
Hitchhiker:
Yeah.
Connie Marble:
Who?!
Hitchhiker:
My boyfriend and a couple of other guys. Why?
Raymond Marble:
Going to do a gang bang or something?
Hitchhiker:
What? Hey, what's with you two?
Connie Marble:
We just wondered where you were planning to spread your VD today, that's all, hussy.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Pink Flamingos - Claims of Filth and Controversy Among Characters
Raymond Marble:
As you know, Divine has achieved a sort of fame lately, both locally and on the national level. You may have heard the term the "filthiest person alive"?
Cookie:
I have heard the term, yes. The papers call her that and she is known as that to a limited extent in your more crime-conscious sections of the city.
Connie Marble: [[lesbian]
Well we feel this to be an untrue statement! We feel that Raymond and I far surpass her in every aspect of the term filth. As you know, we run a baby ring. It's really a very simple process, we keep two girls at all time who are impregnated by Channing, our rather fertile servant. We sell the babies to ] couples, and then we invest the money in various businesses around town.
Raymond Marble: [[pornography; [heroin]
We own a few ] shops, plus we front money to a chain of ]-pushers in the inner-city elementary schools.
Connie Marble:
We feel the attention that's been focused on Divine lately is most unfair. She is merely a common thief and murderer. Unfortunately for us our line of work limits our chances for publicity and travel, but this does not mean that we wish to go unnoticed. After all, we have not worked all these years in order to be outstaged by this fat hog that calls herself divine!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.