Help! - Perspective from Unusual Places
Ringo:
The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings.
John:
Did you want them to?
Ringo:
No. I used to put it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings.
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Help! - Attraction and Politeness in Conversation
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Help! - Misunderstanding a Season Ticket Explanation
John: [Pulling out a slip of paper]
What's this?
Ringo:
It's a season ticket. What did you think?
John:
Oh, I like a lot of seasoning in my soup.
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Help! - Awareness of Presence Among Friends
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Help! - A Conversation Among Superintendents and John
Superindendent Gluck:
And so this is the famous Beatles.
Superintendent:
And how far do you think you'll get?
John:
Can't say fairer than that. Great Train Robbery, how's that going, eh?
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Help! - A Conversation About Using Hands
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Help! - A Simple Act of Communication
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Help! - Hidden Depths in a Lighthearted Moment
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Help! - Discussing Insurance Possibilities
George:
Hey, there might be some insurance!
John: [under his breath]
I wouldn't think of such a thing! Find out, eh?
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A Hard Day's Night - Backstage Politics in Creative Collaboration
T.V. Director: [Approaches the Beatles]
Now, look. If you think I'm unsuitable, let's have it out in the open. I can't stand these backstage politics.
John:
Aren't you turning to black-and-white the situation somewhat?
T.V. Director:
Well, quite honestly, I wasn't expecting a musical arranger to question my ability, picture-wise.
John: [To the others]
I could listen to him for hours.
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A Hard Day's Night - John's Humorous Take on America
Reporter:
Tell me, how did you find America?
John:
Turned left at Greenland.
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A Hard Day's Night - Mystery of the Man in the Cupboard
Ringo:
Hey, any of you put a man in the cupboard?
George:
Nah.
John:
Don't be soft.
Ringo:
Well, somebody did.
George:
He's right, you know.
John:
There ya go.
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A Hard Day's Night - Ringo's Snoring Disputed Among Friends
Ringo:
I don't snore.
George:
You do, repeatedly.
Ringo:
Do I snore, John?
John:
Yeah, you're a window rattler, son.
Ringo:
That's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul?
Paul:
With a trombone hooter like yours, it would be unnatural if you didn't.
Grandfather:
Now, Paulie... don't mock the afflicted.
Paul:
Ah, come off it, it's only a joke.
Grandfather:
Aye, it may be a joke to you, but it's his nose. He can't help having a hideous great hooter. And the poor little head, trembling under the weight of it.
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A Hard Day's Night - A Lighthearted Exchange Among Friends
Norm:
Are you listening to me, Lennon?
John: [Playing around with a bottle of Coke]
You're a swine. Ain't he George?
George:
Yeah, a swine.
Norm: [Sees Paul's grandfather]
Thanks. Hey!
Beatles:
WHO'S THAT LITTLE OLD MAN?
Norm:
Well, who is he?
Ringo:
He belongs to Paul.
Norm:
Oh, well.
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A Hard Day's Night - Human Communication in Everyday Interactions
John: [cheerfully]
Ello, grandfather!
Paul's Grandfather:
Hello.
John:
He can talk, then, can he?
Paul:
Of course, he can talk. He's a human being, isn't he?
Ringo: [chuckles awkwardly]
Well if he's your grandfather, who knows?
John:
And we're looking after him, are we?
Paul's Grandfather:
I'll look after meself.
Paul:
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
John:
He's got you worried, then?
Paul:
Him? He's a villain. A real mixer. And he'll cost you a fortune in Breach of Promise cases.
John:
Gerron.
Paul:
No, straight up.
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A Hard Day's Night - Identification of a Family Member
John:
Hey, pardon me for asking, but who's the little old man?
Paul:
Uh, what little old man?
John:
That little old man.
Paul:
Oh, that one, that's my grandfather.
George:
Your grandfather?
Paul:
Yes.
George:
That's not your grandfather.
Paul:
It is, you know.
George:
But I've seen your grandfather. He lives in your house.
Paul:
Oh, that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather as well.
John:
How do you reckon that one out?
Paul:
Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and he's my other one.
John:
We know that. But what's he doing here?
Paul:
Well, my mother thought the trip would do him good.
Ringo:
How's that?
Paul:
He's nursing a broken heart.
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A Hard Day's Night - John's Accusation of Insult
John:
You're a swine.
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A Hard Day's Night - In-Joke About Reading the Queen
John: [Sees Ringo reading a magazine while wearing a Queen's guard bearskin hat]
Hey, he's reading the Queen. That's an in-joke, you know.
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A Hard Day's Night - Self-Control Advice from John
John:
Control yourself, you'll spurt.
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A Hard Day's Night - Introduction of Betty's Character
John: [Wearing a beard, looking into a mirror]
My name's Betty.
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A Hard Day's Night - Critique of Older Generations and Obsession
John:
He's sex obsessed. The older generation is leading this country to galloping ruin.
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A Hard Day's Night - Declaration of Bridge Opening
John: [In a female voice]
I now declare this bridge open.
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A Hard Day's Night - Lessons in Proper Behavior
John:
We know how to behave, we've had lessons.
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