The Spy Next Door - A Casual Introduction Over Food
Farren:
Bob, this is Larry.
Larry:
Pleased to meet you, sir.
Bob Ho:
Let's get some food.
Farren:
He goes to the university.
Ian:
He's a poet. Isn't it cool?
Bob Ho:
It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's bomb.
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The Spy Next Door - Praise and Embarrassment in Unexpected Moments
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The Spy Next Door - Conflict Over Accusations and Threats
Farren:
Gillian, your son is a psycho. He booby-trapped my hairdryer.
Ian:
Nice hypothesis, but ya can't prove it.
Farren:
Yeah, but I can hurt you.
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Swing Vote - Questioning Political Views in Swing Vote
Molly Johnson:
Sign this.
Bud Johnson:
What is it?
Molly Johnson:
A questionnaire. I'm supposed to ask you about your politics.
Bud Johnson:
Well, uh, go ahead...
Molly Johnson:
I already filled it in. I wanted you to sound smart.
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Swing Vote - Importance of Voting on Election Day
Molly Johnson:
Don't forget today.
Bud Johnson:
Yeah, uh, what's today?
Molly Johnson:
Election Day, dummy. I'm supposed to do a report on your voting, remember?
Bud Johnson:
Well, I already told you before, I'm not even registered.
Molly Johnson:
I registered for you, in the mail.
Bud Johnson:
Well, that's great. I'll get jury duty now...
Molly Johnson:
It's your civic responsibility.
Bud Johnson:
My what?
Molly Johnson:
It's your civic responsibility.
Bud Johnson:
My civic responsibility, where are you learning this crap?
Molly Johnson:
Mrs. Abernathy.
Bud Johnson:
Yeah, well, stay away from her.
Molly Johnson:
She's my teacher.
Bud Johnson:
Ah.
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Swing Vote - The Weight of a Secret Vote
Molly Johnson:
Maybe I should tell them the truth.
Bud Johnson:
What're you talking about? Tell them what?
Molly Johnson:
That I was going to be the one to cast the vote.
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Swing Vote - Respect in Conversations about Beliefs
Bud Johnson:
Jesus, Molly, you've got to quit being such a smartass all the time.
Molly Johnson:
And you have to stop using "Jesus" as a cussword all the time. He's a billion people's Saviour.
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Swing Vote - Shared Desire for Family Living Arrangement
Molly Johnson:
I want to live with Mom.
Bud Johnson:
So do I.
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Swing Vote - Discussion About Egg Salad
Bud Johnson:
What's that?
Molly Johnson:
Egg salad.
Bud Johnson:
Egg salad?
Molly Johnson:
You like egg salad.
Bud Johnson:
Yeah, but not every damn day I don't.
Molly Johnson:
We're on a budget.
Bud Johnson:
Well, you've got to stir it up a little.
Molly Johnson:
You want to eat better? Drink less beer.
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Swing Vote - Hot Water Debate Between Father and Daughter
Bud Johnson:
Did you save me any hot water?
Molly Johnson:
I don't know, did the water heater fix itself?
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Swing Vote - Communication Challenges in Everyday Life
Bud Johnson:
I'll call them back.
Molly Johnson:
If we had a phone, you could call them back.
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Swing Vote - A Reminder About Language and Respect
Molly Johnson:
Remember, Dad, no cussing.
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Swing Vote - Breaking the Cycle of History
Molly Johnson:
All the world's great civilizations have followed the same path. From bondage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy back to bondage. If we are to be the exception to history, then we must break the cycle, for those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
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Swing Vote - Consequences of a Mistake in Trust
Molly Johnson:
Bud, if you blow this, I'm leaving.
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The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause - Excitement Builds for Baby Claus Arrival
Scott:
BABY CLAUS IS ON THE WAY! Ladies, keep up! Please, hot water and hot ointments. You, think sugar plums. Do not panic! Do not panic! Curtis, the baby's coming!
Curtis:
Cocoa, the baby's coming!
Cocoa:
Mrs Claus, the baby's coming!
Carol:
I KNOW!!!
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Mr. Popper's Penguins - Mr. Popper's Penguins and Unwanted Animal Confusion
Mr. Popper:
Where are my penguins?!
Nat Jones:
Listen, sir, I'm gonna have to call you right back. They're not your penguins, Mr. Popper.
Mr. Popper:
Don't give us that runaround, slick. Why aren't my penguins out there?
Nat Jones:
Because we already have penguins. What we don't have is an emu. Or a Komodo dragon. Or a Bengal tiger.
Mr. Popper:
What are you talking about, hmm?
Nat Jones:
Trading, Mr. Popper. Zoos do it all the time. Same thing with sports teams. And how do you think the New York Yankees won 27 of their championships? It sure wasn't their farming system.
Amanda:
All right, where are you sending them?
Nat Jones:
I'm sending three to Washington and three to Tokyo and the two penguin chicks are going all the way to Dubai.
Janie:
But you can't split them up. They're a family.
Nat Jones:
For God's sake! They're just birds.
Mr. Popper:
Just birds? Okay, and what about the American bald eagle? Is that just a bird?
Nat Jones:
Yes.
Mr. Popper:
Okay, and what about... No, Big Bird is a Muppet. Look, can my family just see them for once? My family is all torn up about it and my kids are distraught, right, Billy?
Billy:
Please, sir, can we just say goodbye?
Nat Jones:
No.
Mr. Popper:
Children, this is what a liar looks like. Take a mental picture.
Nat Jones:
Look, Popper, I couldn't even if I wanted to. They're already gone.
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