Harry and Tonto - The Importance of Eating in Life
Harry:
Jesus, eating is the most important thing in the life of a cat.
Grocery Clerk:
Eating is the most important thing in the life of me, too.
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Bananas - Guilty Plea with Justification
Rebel Leader:
You are accused of killing over a thousand people in your term of office... of torturing hundreds of women and children. How do you plead?
Diaz:
Guilty... with an explanation.
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