Grizzly - A Tale of Grizzlies and Tribes
Don:
Well let me tell you a little story boy. A long time ago their was a tribe of Indians up here in these woods. They were all laying down in these parts... or something I can't remember. Any way these herd of grizzlies smelt them out. They came in an they ate them. They thorn them all up. Little children, sick ones everybody! Their were few braves to go out on the hunt. They came back and them grizzlies turned on them! So their you got yourself a little situation. A whole herd of man-eating grizzlies. Just running around tearing up them Indians!
Arthur Scott:
That's kind of hard to believe Don.
Don:
Unless of course you happen to be one of them Indians!
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Starman - Missionary or Cannibal: A Philosophical Inquiry
Mark Shermin: [playing the Voyager 2 recordings found in the Starman's ship]
Greetings" — there — see, that is what he said to Heinmuller out on the road.
George Fox:
It's also what the cannibal said to the missionary just before he ate him.
Mark Shermin:
Well, I guess the question is who's the missionary, and who are the cannibals?
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Starman - Alien Encounter in a Mustang
George Fox:
Do you seriously expect me to tell the President that an alien has landed, assumed the identity of a dead housepainter from Madison, Wisconsin and is presently out tooling around the countryside in a hopped-up orange and black 1977 Mustang?
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