A Fish Called Wanda - DVD Clip 01

"May the schwartz be with you."

"It took God six days to create the earth, and Monty Python just 90 minutes to screw it up."

"Man's closest encounter."

"The funny, touching and totally irresistible story of a working relationship that became a 25-year friendship."

"Mr. Stimpson ran his life and everyone else's by the clock. Then one day at 2:09 and 43 seconds... The clock decided to strike back."

"A journey through understanding and fellowship."

"There's a little of him in all of us."

"You've read the ad, now see the movie!"

"This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

"Can two friends sleep together and still love each other in the morning?"

"Never give a saga an even break!"

"If you believe the impossible, the incredible can come true."

"What he really wanted was to spend Thanksgiving with his family. What he got was three days with the turkey."

"Don't pet them."

"History is about to be rewritten by two guys who can't spell."

"Life. Family. Love."

"She's a girl from the big city. He's a reckless soldier of fortune. For a fabulous treasure, they share an adventure no one could imagine... or survive."

"It's the story of a man, a woman, and a rabbit in a triangle of trouble."

"Their lawless years are behind them. Their child-rearing years lay ahead..."

"Remarkable. Unbelievable. Impossible. And true."

"Time to rock it from the Delta to the DMZ!"