Theme of Rebellion in Rebel High
Running theme song:
Rebel, Rebel, Rebel High/Rebel, Rebel, Rebel High!
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Unexpected Returns and Unfinished Business
Ms. Simpson:
Edward!
Edwin Swimper:
See, I told you this place is a madhouse!
Ms. Simpson:
You came back. I never thought you'd come back. You never called, you never wrote. You never came back for your sauce...
Inspector Beane: [suspiciously]
You know this person?
Norman Relic: [tricks Edwin Swimper by whispering to Beane]
Intimately.
Edwin Swimper:
I've never seen her before in my life. Get off me, you're ruining my flower!
Ms. Simpson:
Is that all you can say after all those nights, when I waited for your calls? Get in the bathtub with me, we'll play yogurt...
Edwin Swimper:
Bathtub?! Yogurt?! Ma'am, you must be thinking of someone else!
Ms. Simpson: [still cuddling Edwin Swimper, she moves her hands around his lower regions]
Oh, there's never been anybody else!
Edwin Swimper:
Ah, I'm getting up with my sanity still intact! I have an erection...an inspection to do! I can't stay here! I'm busy! I'm busy!
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Identity Confirmation in a Classroom Setting
Ms. Simpson:
What's your name again?
Sally Chao:
Sally Chao.
Ms. Simpson:
Are you sure you're one of my students?
Sally Chao:
Of course, Ms. Simpson. You've been my couselor ever since I was a freshman.
Ms. Simpson:
Well, I can't be expected to remember everybody! After all, all you black kids look the same, you know...
Sally Chao:
I'm not black! I'm Chinese.
Ms. Simpson:
Ok, Sally. So...how long you've been pregnant?
Sally Chao:
Pregnant...?
Ms. Simpson:
That's right.
Sally Chao:
Ms. Simpson, I'm not pregnant. I came here to find out about a scholarship.
Ms. Simpson:
Don't be silly, Sally. They don't give scholarships for getting pregnant.
Sally Chao:
Ms. Simpson...
Ms. Simpson:
Did you already have that baby?
Sally Chao:
Ms. Simpson, you're not listening. I told you I'm not pregnant! I never have been! I only want to find out about a scholarship for college next year.
Ms. Simpson:
Oh, you want a scholarship, ok. But it's going to be hard going to college with a young baby to look after.
Sally Chao:
Ms. Simpson!
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