The Sexual Life of the Belgians (1994)

Jan Bucquoy narrates the story of his sexual life to age 28 imagining his conception parents drunk the encounter lasting ten seconds and reporting his first orgasm at the hands of Eddy in a beachside caravan as they watch Laurel and Hardy his comparative experiences with girls and his move from Harelbeck to Brussels There he meets Greta bartender at a Bohemian cafe who teaches him the Kama Sutra the naked Esther who reads him stories and Thérèse his wife for three years They split after two children he moves to a small flat writes pornography to pay the bills works sporadically on a novel espouses anarchism and meets more women His selfconfidence grows