Best of Late Night TV: Dwayne Johnson's Graduation Speech and Heidi Klum's Kangaroo Balls
"The Tonight Show" has been bringing their A-game in the skit department lately, and this week Jimmy Fallon and Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock) delivered a circa 1989 graduation speech. The catch? They're the two lowest GPAs in class. Advice for fellow grads includes "don't get caught up in fads that won't last like 'computers,'" and "the future is now...well, actually now's the present." Getting inspirational tattoos in 3...2...1...
Apparently, Heidi Klum is known for giving her friends super weird presents, and she gifted Seth Meyers a kangaroo scrotum bottle opener from Australia. No further comment, just watch the clip. (Also, for all the kangaroos watching, this is NSFW.)
Over on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," Howie Mandel stopped by and told an arguably hilarious story (we swear!) about his saga buying Jock Itch ointment for Athlete's Foot. Are you sensing a theme tonight? (Sorry if this clip gives you PTSD, kangaroos of the world.)
Finally, Conan O'Brien gave his staff performance reviews on camera, and it was basically the best thing that's ever happened. Why isn't Conan all of our boss? Questions that keep us up at night.