As Key and Peele explain during orientation (in colorful pimp suits):
[Cue screaming and running around]
They ain't cranky.
They got blood coming out of their vaginas, y'all!
That's some biblical plague sh-it, y'all.
That would be like once a month if you had locusts flying out of your dick for a week.
Your ass wouldn't be cranky.
Your ass would be like...
They also illustrate how to use a tampon, and emphasize that whatever you have to deal with when the woman in your life is menstruating, it's much worse for her. So shut up about it.
So be nice to your bitches when they bleeding!
If you ain't gettin' em sh-t
Get the f--k outta they way!
They got cramps!
They got headaches!
They got weight gain!
And every time they pee it's like 'The Shining' in the toilet.
But whatever you do...
[together] Do not try to solve it!
And in case you missed it, the premiere had the most wonderful, catchy and unexpectedly feminist sea chantey, which pirates emphasizing "We say yo ho, but we don't say 'ho,' cause 'ho' is disrespectful, yo."
That will be stuck in your head for a long time -- but that's a good thing. "Key & Peele" airs Wednesdays at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central.
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