Baywatch - Officially Graduated from Trainees to Lifeguards
Mitch Buchannon:
Uh, guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.
CJ Parker:
Whoo!
Mitch Buchannon:
Congratulations!
CJ Parker:
Yeah, guys.
Mitch Buchannon:
Hey, guys, one more important thing. I want to introduce you to our new captain who has been running our Hawaii division very successfully for years now: the amazing Captain Casey Jean.
Ronnie Greenbaum:
Is it just me, or is she in...
Stephanie Holden:
Super slow motion?
Summer Quinn:
Yeah.
CJ Parker: [dryly]
Wow. This is gonna take a while.
Mitch Buchannon: [winks]
That's how we roll.
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Baywatch - Unintended Glances and Awkward Conversations
Summer Quinn:
Did you just, uh look at my boobs?
Matt Brody: [looks down at her]
Ah, that was not my intention...I didn't, uh, stare directly at them.
Summer Quinn: [laughs]
You're looking at them right now.
Matt Brody: [looks down again]
No I didn't. Now I did. Cause you're talking about them.
Summer Quinn: [bouncing her breasts]
Testing... Oh, failed. Oh my god. We're gonna be in swimsuits a lot, so...
Matt Brody:
Yeah.
Summer Quinn:
If it's going to be a problem for you...
Matt Brody:
There's not a problem at all, for me.
Summer Quinn:
Yeah.
Matt Brody:
Cool.
Summer Quinn: [walks off]
Alright. You just looked at them again.
Matt Brody:
No, I didn't...I was...I didn't...I mean, when you point them out like that... It's a compliment, if you think about it, sort of.
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Baywatch - Perceptions of Beauty in Slow Motion
Summer Quinn: [about CJ Parker]
Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?
Ronnie Greenbaum:
You see it too?
Summer Quinn:
And she always looks wet, but not too wet.
Ronnie Greenbaum:
Right? She's the reason I believe in God.
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Baywatch - Unexpected Proposals and Flirty Banter
Matt Brody:
Hey. I'm more motivated than ever. So you're going to make me guess your name? Are you following me?
Summer Quinn:
I was actually just going to ask you the same thing. Okay. Look, you're hot. I may resist for a while, but we both know eventually I'll give in. So why don't we just skip that. Why don't you put a baby in me? Now.
Matt Brody:
You know, honestly... I was thinking dinner first. But we could try the baby thing, if you want.
Summer Quinn:
You are trying. Way too hard.
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Baywatch - Indifference in Introductions
Matt Brody:
Hey, I'm Matt Brody!
Summer Quinn:
And not a single fuck was given...
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