Heavyweights - Desperation in the Face of Hunger
Gerry: [''voice-over while writing letter to grandma, he glances at Josh's empty bed and continues'']
At least Josh got out...where there's food. We have to resort...to more desperate measures.
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Heavyweights - Sneaky Treats and Unexpected Downloads
Gerry:
Don't tell anyone, but I uh…snuck in some Oreos. Just in case.
Josh:
That was very sneaky of you, Gerry. Chipmunks! Download! Now!
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Heavyweights - A Conversation About Change and Growth
Roy:
Funny, Josh. But really man, what happened? Talk to us.
Josh: [''half-unaware'']
Josh was bad.
Roy:
Oh man. Oh geez.
Josh:
Josh…now…good.
Gerry:
Good? Wha...what do you mean?
Josh:
Must be...
Josh:
good to see my big ass again!
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Heavyweights - Struggles with Body Image and Peer Pressure
Pat:
Gerry, I'm just so tired of being the fat guy.
Gerry:
I know, Pat, but you don't want to be those guys. They're jerks, forget them.
Gerry:
FORGET YOU!
Pat: [''stands up and yells'']
Yeah, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WASHBOARD STOMACHS, AND YOUR OILY MUSCLES, I DON'T *WANT* THEM!
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Heavyweights - Unintended Consequences in a Camp Setting
Nicholas: [''passes gas directly into Gerry's face'']
Oh, my. I didn't mean to.
Gerry:
Just go!
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Heavyweights - Vision of Potential and Future Success
Tony: [''introducing himself to camp audience'']
Can you smell it? There's a life force in here tonight. Do you feel it? Hmm? I look around this room, and I see potential.
Tony:
I see the future chairman of a Fortune 500 company.
Tony:
I see a famous rap artist.
Tony:
I see the president of the United States of America.
Gerry: [''comments to himself'']
He's from England!
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Heavyweights - An Awkward Encounter at Camp
Roy:
Headed to fat camp?
Gerry:
No...why do you say that?
Roy: [''points to man seated beside Gerry'']
Cause you’re fat. That your dad?
Gerry:
No...w-why do you say that?
Roy:
Cause he's fat too!
Gerry:
Well, so are you.
Roy:
I know, that's why I'm going to fat camp. I'm Roy.
Gerry:
I'm Gerry. Yeah, I guess I am going.
Roy:
I knew it! And that's your dad too, right?
Gerry:
Hell no!
Roy:
Well you're gonna love camp, man. Camp is awesome. Plus, nobody picks on you because YOU’RE not the fat kid, EVERYBODY'S the fat kid. Just stick with me, Gerry, because I'm the man!
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Heavyweights - Confronting Weight Issues at Camp
Gerry:
It's a fat camp! Are you crazy? No way! I'm not going to camp with a bunch of fat loads!
Mrs. Garner:
Gerry!
Roger Johnson:
Now that's not kind, Gerry.
Maury Garner:
We're doing this for your own good. We gotta nip this thing in the bud.
Gerry:
I'm fine. This is a joke, right?
Gerry: [''to his dad'']
You're fatter than I am, why don't you go to the camp?
Mrs. Garner:
You show your father some respect.
Maury Garner: [''to Roger'']
First I think we should have a little pow-wow, and then we will call you with our decision.
Gerry:
I'll give you my decision right now. I'm not going.
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