Memorable Quotes from Alistair McGowan
3 quotesConflicting Perspectives on Relationships and Events
Dr. Tullen
(about Irv, hands Georgia $$) That man is so rude. Make it stop.
Big Al
(about the bus crash) You know, this whole thing happened cause he was staring at you, Angie.
Kimmy
Angie, everyone on the bus has a different word for it. I call it: mysterious.
Caitlin
Will my parents ever stop fighting?
GATOR
(doing rapid shots of Grapa) I've never even seen this kind of alcohol before!
Nico
(sarcastically, to his group) Fine, fine, take your stupid pictures and I go get you some ice cream.
Maria
Everybody should take the time for a coffee.
Maria
Nico? He quit. Mama's boy. I knew his father. Same thing.
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Cultural Misunderstandings on a Bus Trip
Nico
Fine, fine, take your stupid pictures and I go get you some ice cream.
[sarcastically, to his group]
Georgia
Good Morning, Nico.
Nico
Oh yeah, I have a headache in my head. The bus air conditioning, it break and these American idiots never stopped the complain, complain, complain.
[angry]
Angry Canadian Woman
Wait a minute. Did you just call us, "Americans"?
Nico
Americans, Canadians. What's the difference?
Canadian Woman
You jerk!
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A Discussion on Spirit and Employment
Maria
(after Georgia leaves) That girl. That girl has no kefi, What Greek does not have spirit, eh?
Nico
Maybe she's half Greek.
Maria
This was supposed to be temporary while she looked for some big-shot teaching job. And now no one will hire her and I am stuck with her.
Nico
Hey, if I make her quit, can I have a raise?
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