The VelociPastor - Unexpected Revelations About Identity and Profession
Doug Jones:
You're a hooker?
Carol:
And premed/law, but people aren't surprised as much by that one.
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The VelociPastor - Uncertainty About God and Dinosaurs
Carol:
I don't know much about God.
Doug Jones:
I don't know much about dinosaurs.
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The VelociPastor - One-Time Experience Acknowledged by Both Parties
Carol:
Last night was... amazing.
Doug Jones:
Oh. Oh, I see. Let me be fair and say this can never happen again.
Carol:
So it was just a one-time thing?
Doug Jones:
Yes, honestly it never should have happened at all.
Carol:
That's for sure.
Doug Jones:
Oh. Was it bad?
Carol:
It was... weird.
Doug Jones:
Oh.
Carol:
Honestly, it all happened so quickly. I was very scared, I think I even peed myself.
Doug Jones:
Oh. Was it your first time too?
Carol:
Yeah.
Doug Jones:
As I said, I'm a priest, so we can never say...
Carol:
What, what are you talking about?
Doug Jones:
What are you talking about?
Carol:
That time you turned into a dinosaur and ate someone.
Doug Jones:
Wait - what? What?
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