Memorable Quotes from Alyssa Kempinski
3 quotesUncertainty About God and Dinosaurs
Carol
I don't know much about God.
Doug Jones
I don't know much about dinosaurs.
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One-Time Experience Acknowledged by Both Parties
Carol
Last night was... amazing.
Doug Jones
Oh. Oh, I see. Let me be fair and say this can never happen again.
Carol
So it was just a one-time thing?
Doug Jones
Yes, honestly it never should have happened at all.
Carol
That's for sure.
Doug Jones
Oh. Was it bad?
Carol
It was... weird.
Doug Jones
Oh.
Carol
Honestly, it all happened so quickly. I was very scared, I think I even peed myself.
Doug Jones
Oh. Was it your first time too?
Carol
Yeah.
Doug Jones
As I said, I'm a priest, so we can never say...
Carol
What, what are you talking about?
Doug Jones
What are you talking about?
Carol
That time you turned into a dinosaur and ate someone.
Doug Jones
Wait - what? What?
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Unexpected Revelations About Identity and Profession
Doug Jones
You're a hooker?
Carol
And premed/law, but people aren't surprised as much by that one.
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