Memorable Quotes from Anthony Johnson
4 quotesUnexpected Comparisons and Reactions Among Friends
James
Now, look at the picture! Look at the picture! Who does this picture remind you of?
James and Ali
Laquisha Jenkins!
Ali
UGGH... THAT'S NASTY!
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Ezal's Unconvincing Injury Claim
Ezal
Aw, I'm suing y'all! Oh, I'm hurt! Oh, my neck, my back! My neck and my back! Oh! I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for $20.
Janitor
Man, get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn.
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Consequences of Actions and Street Justice
Smokey
You got knocked the fuck out, man! Give me my goddamn money. Payback is a motherfucker, ain't it, nigga?
[Running over to the knocked out Deebo; searching Deebo's pockets and takes the money from his shirt pocket; raising the money to a knocked out Deebo's face]
Red
My grandmother gave me this chain.
[Removing the silver necklace off Deebo's neck]
Ezal
Deebo! Deebo! Man, you should've been bobbin and weavin'. Look at ya'. Get up! Since you ain't, maybe I'll take these shoes! Big foot, motherfucker. You can have your knife too. Cause I steal, I don't kill.
[He takes Deebo's sneakers and struggles for a bit before successfully removing them; He leaves the knife on top Deebo's chest]
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Expressions of Love and Desire for Betterment
James
See you deserve this kinda stuff... but I just can't give it to you... You deserve nice stuff... You deserve a big ol house... and you - you deserve your own back yard... and - and everyone else got a - a little white dog, why you can have one? I wanna take you out to dinner... everytime we go out, we gotta watch - other people eat... HELL I wanna eat too! And - and you need some clothes... W-w-why should you have to wear your Sunday clothes on Wednesday? Now look girl... don't think a dude a punk cause he crying like a little girl - but you my queen... and I Lah-Love you!
[hanging head to "cry"]
Mickey
Oh James you ain't never said nothin like this... Don't said it if you don't mean it!
James
I MEAN IIIIIIIIIIIIT!
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