Halloween - Discussion of Local Tragedies and Lost Memories
Graveyard Keeper:
Yeah, you know every town has something like this happen... I remember over in Russellville, old Charlie Bowles, about fifteen years ago... One night, he finished dinner, and he excused himself from the table. He went out to the garage, and got himself a hacksaw. Then he went back into the house, kissed his wife and his two children goodbye, and then he proceeded to...
Dr. Loomis:
Where are we?
Graveyard Keeper: [they stop and the keeper looks confused]
Eh? Oh, it's, uh, right over here. Yes, Judith Myers. Couldn't believe it... such a young boy.
Dr. Loomis: [Puzzled]
What are you, lost?
Graveyard Keeper: [The headstone for Judith Myers is missing]
Why do they do it? Goddamn kids! They'll do anything for Halloween.
Dr. Loomis: [deep inhale]
He came home!
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Heaven Can Wait - Cocoa for a Pretend Conversation
Bentley: [on the landing of the elegant stairway, near the closet where Mr. Farnsworth and Joe Pendleton meet with Mr. Jordan, invisible to everyone but himself]
I noticed there are two cups.
Everett:
Well, Sisk felt that since Mr. Farnsworth was pretending to talk to someone, he might want to pretend to give him cocoa, too.
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