Memorable Quotes from Beanie Feldstein
12 quotesReflections on a Disappointing College Party
Shelby
I am so happy I found you guys. That was the most weird party ever. I thought college parties were supposed to be fun or something.
Nora
Yeah, I felt unsafe.
Beth
It was super rapey in there.
Nora
If I’m being honest, I’ve never done drugs before, but college is about new experiences.
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Friendship Dynamics and Unconventional Relationships
Molly
They spend every minute together, it's so weird.
[On Gigi and Jared]
Amy
We spend every minute together.
Molly
We are equals. Gigi just keeps Jared around for when she needs a liver.
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Embracing Responsibility with Humor and Friendship
Amy
Time for us to do what we do best.
Molly
What's that?
Amy
Motherfucking homework.
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Miscommunication About a Theater Role
Julie Steffans
Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way, you just never showed up to claim it.
Christine Lady Bird McPherson
What role ?
Julie Steffans
The Tempest.
Christine Lady Bird McPherson
There is no role of the Tempest!
Julie Steffans
It is the titular role!
Christine Lady Bird McPherson
No! It's a made-up thing so we all can participate.
Julie Steffans
You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention, can you?
Christine Lady Bird McPherson
Yeah, well you know, your mom's tits, they're fake! Totally fake!
Julie Steffans
She made one bad decision at 19!
Christine Lady Bird McPherson
Two bad decisions!
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Misunderstandings About Friendship and Library Visits
Molly
It's fun your mom thinks we're boning.
Amy
It isn't you who has to deal with their awkward looks when I say that I'm going to the library with you and I'm actually going to the library with you.
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Exploring Friendship and Misconceptions About Relationships
Molly
Amy, do you know how many girls are gonna be up your vagina next year? Every time I come visit you, you're gonna be ] a different girl.
[[w:Tribadism|scissoring]
Amy
Dude, scissoring is not a thing.
Molly
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
Amy
It's not a thing.
Molly
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
Amy
I'm not knocking it, I'm just saying it isn't a thing.
Molly
How about you don't knock it until you've tried it?
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College Choices and Friendships
Molly
Gigi, where the fuck you going to school next year?
Gigi
Don't judge me. It was my fifth choice: Harvard.
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Reflections on Happiness and Relationships
Julie Steffans
Some people aren't built happy, you know.
Kyle Scheible
You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life.
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Prioritizing Academics Over Social Life
Molly
We missed out. We didn't go to parties because we wanted to focus on school and get into good colleges.
Amy
And it worked!
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Discussion on Viewing Adult Content
Amy
Sorry, are you talking about porn?
Molly
All I'm saying...
Amy
No.
Molly
No one will know if you watched one porn one time. Think of it as a documentary. It's just a sexy documentary. It's a hot doc.
Amy
All of those women are European trafficking victims.
Molly
Excuse me, ma'am, are you judging other people's sexual preferences? Cause you fuck a panda every night.
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Different Perspectives on Education Priorities
Molly
You guys don't even care about school.
Triple A
No, we just don't only care about school.
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The Consequences of Breaking Rules
Molly
We haven't done anything. We haven't broken any rules.
Amy
Okay, we've broken a lot of rules. One: We have fake IDs.
Molly
Fake college IDs, so we can get into their 24-hour library.
Amy
Name one person whose life was so much better because they broke a couple of rules.
Molly
].
[[Picasso]
Amy
He broke art rules. Name a person who broke a real rule.
Molly
].
[[Rosa Parks]
Amy
Name another one.
Molly
].
[[Susan B. Anthony]
Amy
God dammit.
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