Memorable Quotes from Benny Hill
3 quotesPlanning an Unforgettable Birthday Celebration
Truly Scrumptious
It's a beautiful dream Caractacus, but I don't see how it's gonna help them.
Caractacus Potts
You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna get up into that castle!
[confidently]
Toymaker
It is impossible!
[incredulous]
Caractacus Potts
Well, we'll see. Now everyone listen to me! You wanna get out of here, don't you? Tomorrow is Baron Bomburst's birthday, yes? Well, we're gonna give him a birthday party he'll never forget!
[runs up to a large water channel and looks at the children watching; loud and clear; The children cheer and Caractacus moves behind the water channel; The children boo with their thumbs down; proud and confident]
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A Toymaker's Urgent Plea for Safety
Toymaker
Here's some good advice, take your children and your good lady out of Vulgaria. Look, I'm only a toymaker, and if I don't finish this in time for the Baron's birthday tomorrow I shall be a dead toymaker!!
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Toymaker's Urgent Warning About Children in Vulgaria
Toymaker
Hey, you there, get those ] in here!! Get them in before the soldiers get here!! We must get those children out of sight, if the soldiers come they will take them away, uh um, no one's allowed to have children in Vulgaria!! The Baroness, she hates children!!
[[children]
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