Memorable Quotes from Betty Hutton
2 quotesReliability and Parental Expectations in Relationships
Norval Jones
Maybe we went for a ride after the movie and had a flat. It's old, but it's reliable.
[trying to think of an excuse for not getting Trudy home until 8 AM]
Trudy Kockenlocker
Oh, I don't think Papa goes for that one. He makes you show the patch.
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The Importance of Names in Conversation
Norval Jones
W-what was his first name?
Trudy Kockenlocker
You mean Ratzkywatzky?
Norval Jones
N-n-naturally.
Trudy Kockenlocker
Does he have to have a first name?
Norval Jones
Of course he has to have a first name. Everybody has a first name. Even dogs have first names, even if they don't have any last names.
Trudy Kockenlocker
Well, I don't know. I had an uncle named Roscoe.
Norval Jones
Roscoe, Roscoe, he eats them alive!
Trudy Kockenlocker
What?
Norval Jones
That - that's a snake eater's name.
Trudy Kockenlocker
Well, it was my uncle's name.
Norval Jones
Well, how about Hugo?
Trudy Kockenlocker
Oh, phooey!
Norval Jones
Well, how about Otis? That was...
Trudy Kockenlocker
Oh, phooey!
Norval Jones
That was my father's name.
Trudy Kockenlocker
Oh, I'm sorry.
Norval Jones
Well, it doesn't matter. You can call him Montmorency for all I care.
Trudy Kockenlocker
Oh, phooey!
Norval Jones
Well, what goes good with Ratzkywatzky?
Trudy Kockenlocker
Nothing!
Norval Jones
How about Ignatz?
Trudy Kockenlocker
Ignatz? You'd have to take a b-b-bicarbonite with that.
Norval Jones
Ignatz Ra-ra-ratzkywatzky. That - that fits alright.
Trudy Kockenlocker
Oh, phooey!
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