Memorable Quotes from Bill McKinney
4 quotesUnexpected Revelations in Rural Life
Mountain Man
He was the tightest and damndest pig I ever did screw.
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Canoe Trip Downriver Discussion
Mountain Man
What the hell you think you're doin'?
Ed
Headin down river. A little canoe trip, headin for Aintry.
Mountain Man
Aintry?
Bobby
Sure, this river only runs one way, captain, haven't you heard?
Mountain Man
You ain't never gonna get down to Ain-.
Ed
Well, why not?
Mountain Man
Cause. This river don't go to Aintry. You done taken a wrong turn. See uh, this here river don't go nowhere near Aintry.
Bobby
Where does it go, then?
Mountain Man
Boy, you are a lost one, ain't ya?
Bobby
Well, hell, I guess this river comes out somewhere, don't it? That's where we're goin'. Somewhere. Look, we don't want any trouble here.
Ed
If you gentlemen have a still near here, hell, that's fine with us.
Bobby
Why sure. We'd never tell anybody where it is. You know somethin', you're right, we're lost. We don't know where in the hell we are.
Toothless Man
A still?
Bobby
Right, yeah. You're makin some whiskey up here. We'll buy some from ya, we could use it, couldn't we?
Mountain Man
Do you know what you're talkin about?
Ed
We don't know what we're talkin about, honestly we don't.
Mountain Man
No, no. You said somethin about makin whiskey, right? Isn't that what you said?
Ed
We don't know what you're doin and we don't care. That's none of our business.
Mountain Man
That's right. It's none of your god-damned business, right.
Ed
We got quite a long journey ahead of us, gentlemen.
Toothless Man
Hold it. You ain't goin no damn wheres.
Ed
This is ridiculous.
Toothless Man
Hold it, or I'll blow your guts out all over these woods.
Ed
Gentlemen, we can talk this thing over. What is it you require of us?
Mountain Man
What we, uh, "re-quire" is that you get your god-damn asses up in them woods.
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A Tense Encounter in the Wilderness
Mountain Man
Whatcha wanna do with him?
Toothless Man
He got a real pretty mouth, ain't he?
[grinning]
Mountain Man
That's the truth.
Toothless Man
You're gonna do some prayin for me, boy. And you better pray good.
[to Ed]
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Unexpected Encounter in the Wilderness
Mountain Man
Now, let's you just drop them pants.
Bobby
Drop?
Mountain Man
Just take em right off.
Bobby
I-I mean, what's this all about?
Toothless Man
Don't say anything, just do it.
Mountain Man
Just drop em, boy! You ever had your balls cut off, you fuckin ape?
[To Ed - at knifepoint]
Bobby
Lord.
Mountain Man
Look at there, that's sharp. I bet it'd shave a hair.
Toothless Man
Why don't ya try it and see?
Bobby
Lord, lord. Deliver us from all.
Toothless Man
Pull off that little ol bitty shirt there, too. Did he bleed?
[To Bobby; To Mountain Man]
Mountain Man
He bled. Them panties, take em off. Get up, boy. Come on, get on up there.
[To Bobby; After attacking and spanking him as Bobby tries to scramble up the bank; Slaps Bobby's ass, Bobby eventually reaches the top of the bank before Mountain Man pulls him down, who joins him on the floor before lustfully groping his naked chest, with utter hunger and lust in his eyes]
Bobby
No, no, no. Oh, no. No. Don't.
Mountain Man
Hey boy. You look just like a hog.
Bobby
Don't, don't.
Mountain Man
Just like a hog. Come here, piggy, piggy, piggy. Come on, piggy, come on, piggy, come on, piggy, give me a ride, a ride. Hey, boy. Get up and give me a ride.
[Holding Bobby's nose as he straddles him from behind; Punches Bobby in the back after he is unable to handle the Mountain man's weight and collapses]
Bobby
All right.
Mountain Man
Get up and give me a ride, boy.
Bobby
All right. All right.
Mountain Man
Get up! Get up there!
Bobby
All right. Oh no, no!
[His underwear is pulled off, and the Mountain man once again spanks him; The Mountain Man keeps lunging for Bobby, slapping at him while Bobby whimpers and cowers away, eventually getting up and pulling his pants up while the Mountain Man just laughs]
Mountain Man
Looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar.
Bobby
Don't. Don't.
Mountain Man
What's the matter, boy? I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig. Let's squeal. Squeal now. Squeal.
[Undoes his braces, causing his trousers to slowly lower; Bobby's ear is pulled]
Bobby
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mountain Man
Squeal. Squeal louder. Louder. Louder, louder. Louder! Louder! Louder! Get down now, boy. There, get them britches down. That's that. You can do better than that, boy. You can do better than that. Come on, squeal. Squeal.
[The Mountain Man pulls down Bobby's pants, who is now prostrate over a rotting log; The Mountain Man begins preparing his own erection while slapping Bobby's ass one more time]
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