Critters 4 - Waiting for Rescue Amidst Uncertainty
Al Bert:
Rick and Bernie are dead. For all I know we may have been infected by some alien germ. So unless anyone else has another suggestion, I propose that we just hole up here and wait for them to come rescue us. They will be here any minute.
Ethan:
Yeah. If we don't blow up first.
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Critters 4 - Concerns About Radiation and Decay
Al Bert:
Nuclear core is reading just shy of the red. Nearly to alert.
Rick:
Radiation?
Al Bert:
Negative. It looks more like natural decay. I'd give her about a month before we all glow in the dark.
Bernie:
Don't kid about shit like that. Just show me where the pharmacy is.
Al Bert:
What's the matter? Feeling a little bit under the weather there Bernie?
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Critters 4 - Coffee and Space Anomalies in Critters 4
Ethan:
I guess Rick's had a little too much coffee again?
Al Bert:
Rick has got a bug up his butt. See. He's gone and discovered himself a magnetic space anomaly. And he's gotten stiff in the jock.
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Critters 4 - Relationship Dynamics and Contradictions
Al Bert:
Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.
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Blue Velvet - Tension Over Beer and Glasses
Frank:
Where's the glasses? That beer's gonna get warm. One thing I can't fuckin stand is warm beer. It makes me fuckin puke!
Ben:
Darling? Where's the glasses? Here, Frank. Here are the glasses. Here are the glasses.
Frank:
Raymond, where's the fuckin beer man?
Raymond:
It's right here Frank. You want me to pour it?
Frank:
No, I want you to fuck it. Shit yes. Pour the fuckin beer.
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Blue Velvet - Loyalty Amidst Unlikely Alliances
Raymond:
He's a pussy, Frank!
Frank: [Looks at Dorothy]
Yeah, but he's our pussy. Ain't that right, tits?
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