Brad Dourif Quotes

Ethan I guess Rick's had a little too much coffee again?

Al Bert Rick has got a bug up his butt. See. He's gone and discovered himself a magnetic space anomaly. And he's gotten stiff in the jock.

Al Bert Rick and Bernie are dead. For all I know we may have been infected by some alien germ. So unless anyone else has another suggestion, I propose that we just hole up here and wait for them to come rescue us. They will be here any minute.

Ethan Yeah. If we don't blow up first.

Raymond He's a pussy, Frank!

Frank Yeah, but he's our pussy. Ain't that right, tits?

Al Bert Nuclear core is reading just shy of the red. Nearly to alert.

Rick Radiation?

Al Bert Negative. It looks more like natural decay. I'd give her about a month before we all glow in the dark.

Bernie Don't kid about shit like that. Just show me where the pharmacy is.

Al Bert What's the matter? Feeling a little bit under the weather there Bernie?

Frank Where's the glasses? That beer's gonna get warm. One thing I can't fuckin stand is warm beer. It makes me fuckin puke!

Ben Darling? Where's the glasses? Here, Frank. Here are the glasses. Here are the glasses.

Frank Raymond, where's the fuckin beer man?

Raymond It's right here Frank. You want me to pour it?

Frank No, I want you to fuck it. Shit yes. Pour the fuckin beer.

Al Bert Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.