Scary Movie 3 - Misunderstandings in Medical Terminology
Trooper Champlin:
This... is your wife. (snaps a hot dog in half)
Tom:
She broke her weiner?
Trooper Champlin:
(sighs) Tom, look what happens to the taco. (breaks a taco in half)
Tom:
I, I don't understand all this medical lingo. I wanna see Anne!
Trooper Champlin:
Your wife is split in half.
Tom:
(splitting a sub sandwich down the middle) You mean like, down the middle in half?
Trooper Champlin:
(sighs) At the waist. That truck is the only thing keeping her alive.
Tom:
You mean, this is the only time I can talk to the top half?
Trooper Champlin:
Yes.
Tom:
Well, let's just say this is her bottom half. (pulls out a donut) Can I spend a little time with that?
Trooper Champlin:
I don't understand what you mean.
Tom:
(now holding a hot dog) Okay, let me explain.
Trooper Champlin:
Tom... go to her.
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