Soapdish - A Playful Suggestion During Dinner
Betsy Faye Sharon:
Very, very good, Mark. And very true. I love what you're doing. I just, I think if we could try it one more time, and this time... I don't know... maybe try one without your shirt.
Mark:
Sure.
Mark:
Will you be having wine with dinner?
Betsy Faye Sharon: [lustily]
I think we've found our waiter!
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Soapdish - Actress Encounter with a Dismissive Rival
Lori Craven:
Hi. Uh, I'm Lori Craven and... I'm an actress.
Betsy Faye Sharon:
An actress! Really! How nice for you! I'm Betsy Faye Sharon and I'm a bitch. Now get out of here.
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Sorority Row - Uncertainty Amidst Tragedy and Panic
Mrs. Crenshaw: [pointing the rifle at the girls]
Talk.
Cassidy:
Okay, listen, it was an accident and we'll explain everything later but right now, Clair is dead, Mickey's dead, Chugs is dead and we don't know if Megan's alive or not.
Maggie:
Wait, so Megan's not dead?
Jessica:
We don't know! We need to get the hell out of here.
Mrs. Crenshaw:
Who else is here?
Jessica:
Kyle.
Mrs. Crenshaw:
Is he in on this thing?
Jessica: [nervously]
No.
Mrs. Crenshaw: [cocking the rifle and aiming it at her]
Lie to me again.
Jessica:
Okay, I told Kyle about Megan.
Cassidy:
Of course you did! What's with this sisters for life crap, huh? Was I the only one that didn't tell anybody?!?
Mrs. Crenshaw:
Where is Kyle?
Maggie: [as they turn to her]
Don't look at me! He left as soon as he heard you coming.
Mrs. Crenshaw:
Well, he, she or it is about to get two rounds to the face. You girls wait in Jessica's room and call the police.
Jessica: [stunned, as they file into the bedroom]
Wow. Who knew Mrs. Crenshaw was such a bad-ass?
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Sorority Row - Misunderstanding Leads to Accusations of Guilt
Mrs. Crenshaw: [pointing the rifle at the girls]
I saw what you did.
Jessica: [whispering]
We didn't mean to kill Megan.
Mrs. Crenshaw:
Kill Megan? I was talking about you trashing my house.
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The Star Wars Holiday Special - Celebrating Light Amidst Darkness
Princess Leia Organa: [sung to the tune of the star wars theme]
A day that takes us through the darkness/a day that leads us into light/a day that we celebrate/the LIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHTTTT!
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The Blues Brothers - A Confrontation with the Mystery Woman
Elwood:
Who is that girl?
Mystery Woman:
Well, Jake, you look just fine down there, slithering in the mud like vermin.
Jake:
No problem.
Mystery Woman: [recklessly fires around the tunnel, causing pipes to leak and water to burst out]
You're not gonna get away from me this time.
Jake: [gets up, his suit ruined by the mud]
It's good to see you, sweetheart.
Mystery Woman:
You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
Jake: [walks forward a few steps and falls to his knees]
Oh, please, don't kill us! Please, please don't kill us! You know I love you, baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault!
Mystery Woman:
You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake:
No I didn't. Honest...I ran out of gas! I-I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
Mystery Woman: [softens]
Oh, Jake...Jake, honey...
Jake: [to Elwood; drops the Mystery Woman and walks off]
Let's go.
Elwood: [to the Mystery Woman as he steps past her]
Take it easy.
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Drop Dead Fred - Drop Dead Fred - Dialogue 13
Lizzie:
I have some bad news for you.
Janie:
More?
Lizzie:
Well, remember your house?
Janie:
Yeah.
Lizzie:
It- It sank.
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Drop Dead Fred - The Complexity of Pain and Humanity
Janie:
I did this self actualising course this week and basically they taught us that pain is your friend, it's your humanity, pain makes you interesting.
Elizabeth:
Janie...
Janie:
Look at Elvis.
Elizabeth:
Yeah, but didn't Elvis kill himself?
Janie:
Yes, but before that he was very, very interesting.
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - Finding Hope in the Jedi's Voices
Rey: [opens her eyes]
Be with me. Be with me. Be with me. They're not with me. Ugh.
General Leia Organa:
Rey, be patient.
Rey:
I'm starting to think it's impossible to hear the voices of the Jedi who came before.
Leia:
Nothing is impossible.
Rey:
Nothing is impossible." I'm going to run the training course.
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Star Wars - Confrontation Between Leia and Darth Vader
Princess Leia Organa:
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold. The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this! When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic–
Vader:
Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
Leia:
I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.
Vader: [to the stormtroopers]
You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!
Daine Jir:
Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the Rebellion and the Senate.
Vader:
I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.
Daine Jir:
She'll die before she'll tell you anything!
Vader:
Leave that to me. In the meantime, send a distress signal. And then inform the Senate that all aboard were killed.
Commander Praji:
Lord Vader, the battle station plans are not aboard this ship. And no transmissions were made. An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting, but no life forms were aboard.
Vader:
She must've hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them and see to it personally, Commander. There will be no one to stop us this time!
Praji:
Yes, sir.
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Star Wars - The Price of Love and Loyalty
Princess Leia Organa: [to Han Solo; to Luke Skywalker; [mercenary; [Worry|cares]
You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive. Your friend is quite a ]. I wonder if he really ] about anything... or anybody.
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Star Wars - Questioning a Stormtrooper's Height
Princess Leia Organa: [to Luke, in disguise]
Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
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