Memorable Quotes from Carrie Fisher
12 quotesThe Price of Love and Loyalty
Princess Leia Organa
You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive. Your friend is quite a ]. I wonder if he really ] about anything... or anybody.
[to Han Solo; to Luke Skywalker; [mercenary; [Worry|cares]
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Finding Hope in the Jedi's Voices
Rey
Be with me. Be with me. Be with me. They're not with me. Ugh.
[opens her eyes]
General Leia Organa
Rey, be patient.
Rey
I'm starting to think it's impossible to hear the voices of the Jedi who came before.
Leia
Nothing is impossible.
Rey
Nothing is impossible." I'm going to run the training course.
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Drop Dead Fred - Dialogue 13
Lizzie
I have some bad news for you.
Janie
More?
Lizzie
Well, remember your house?
Janie
Yeah.
Lizzie
It- It sank.
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Misunderstanding Leads to Accusations of Guilt
Mrs. Crenshaw
I saw what you did.
[pointing the rifle at the girls]
Jessica
We didn't mean to kill Megan.
[whispering]
Mrs. Crenshaw
Kill Megan? I was talking about you trashing my house.
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Questioning a Stormtrooper's Height
Princess Leia Organa
Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
[to Luke, in disguise]
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Celebrating Light Amidst Darkness
Princess Leia Organa
A day that takes us through the darkness/a day that leads us into light/a day that we celebrate/the LIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHTTTT!
[sung to the tune of the star wars theme]
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Uncertainty Amidst Tragedy and Panic
Mrs. Crenshaw
Talk.
[pointing the rifle at the girls]
Cassidy
Okay, listen, it was an accident and we'll explain everything later but right now, Clair is dead, Mickey's dead, Chugs is dead and we don't know if Megan's alive or not.
Maggie
Wait, so Megan's not dead?
Jessica
We don't know! We need to get the hell out of here.
Mrs. Crenshaw
Who else is here?
Jessica
Kyle.
Mrs. Crenshaw
Is he in on this thing?
Jessica
No.
[nervously]
Mrs. Crenshaw
Lie to me again.
[cocking the rifle and aiming it at her]
Jessica
Okay, I told Kyle about Megan.
Cassidy
Of course you did! What's with this sisters for life crap, huh? Was I the only one that didn't tell anybody?!?
Mrs. Crenshaw
Where is Kyle?
Maggie
Don't look at me! He left as soon as he heard you coming.
[as they turn to her]
Mrs. Crenshaw
Well, he, she or it is about to get two rounds to the face. You girls wait in Jessica's room and call the police.
Jessica
Wow. Who knew Mrs. Crenshaw was such a bad-ass?
[stunned, as they file into the bedroom]
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A Confrontation with the Mystery Woman
Elwood
Who is that girl?
Mystery Woman
Well, Jake, you look just fine down there, slithering in the mud like vermin.
Jake
No problem.
Mystery Woman
You're not gonna get away from me this time.
[recklessly fires around the tunnel, causing pipes to leak and water to burst out]
Jake
It's good to see you, sweetheart.
[gets up, his suit ruined by the mud]
Mystery Woman
You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
Jake
Oh, please, don't kill us! Please, please don't kill us! You know I love you, baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault!
[walks forward a few steps and falls to his knees]
Mystery Woman
You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake
No I didn't. Honest...I ran out of gas! I-I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
Mystery Woman
Oh, Jake...Jake, honey...
[softens]
Jake
Let's go.
[to Elwood; drops the Mystery Woman and walks off]
Elwood
Take it easy.
[to the Mystery Woman as he steps past her]
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The Complexity of Pain and Humanity
Janie
I did this self actualising course this week and basically they taught us that pain is your friend, it's your humanity, pain makes you interesting.
Elizabeth
Janie...
Janie
Look at Elvis.
Elizabeth
Yeah, but didn't Elvis kill himself?
Janie
Yes, but before that he was very, very interesting.
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Actress Encounter with a Dismissive Rival
Lori Craven
Hi. Uh, I'm Lori Craven and... I'm an actress.
Betsy Faye Sharon
An actress! Really! How nice for you! I'm Betsy Faye Sharon and I'm a bitch. Now get out of here.
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Confrontation Between Leia and Darth Vader
Princess Leia Organa
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold. The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this! When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic–
Vader
Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
Leia
I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.
Vader
You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!
[to the stormtroopers]
Daine Jir
Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the Rebellion and the Senate.
Vader
I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.
Daine Jir
She'll die before she'll tell you anything!
Vader
Leave that to me. In the meantime, send a distress signal. And then inform the Senate that all aboard were killed.
Commander Praji
Lord Vader, the battle station plans are not aboard this ship. And no transmissions were made. An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting, but no life forms were aboard.
Vader
She must've hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them and see to it personally, Commander. There will be no one to stop us this time!
Praji
Yes, sir.
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A Playful Suggestion During Dinner
Betsy Faye Sharon
Very, very good, Mark. And very true. I love what you're doing. I just, I think if we could try it one more time, and this time... I don't know... maybe try one without your shirt.
Mark
Sure.
Mark
Will you be having wine with dinner?
Betsy Faye Sharon
I think we've found our waiter!
[lustily]
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