Cary Elwes Quotes

Saw

A Declaration of Fidelity

Dr. Lawrence Gordon I DID NOT CHEAT ON HER!

[to Adam]

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Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Appointing a New Sheriff in Sherwood

Robin Hood As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo.

Townspeople A black sheriff?!

Blinkin He's black?

Achoo And why not? It worked in ].

[[Blazing Saddles]

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Saw

Desperation in a Confined Space

Adam Stanheight HELP! HELP! Help!

[screaming; yanks the chain as hard he can]

Dr. Lawrence Gordon No one can hear you.

Adam Stanheight What the fuck is this?!

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Calm down, just calm down. Are you hurt?

Adam Stanheight I don't know. Yeah!

Dr. Lawrence Gordon What's your name?

Adam Stanheight My name is Very Fucking Confused; what's your name? What's going on here?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon My name is Lawrence Gordon, I'm a doctor. I woke up here, just like you.

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Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Accent as a Tool for Leadership

Robin Hood I've come to warn you that if you do not stop levying these evil taxes, I shall lead the good people of England in a revolt against you.

Prince John And why should the people listen to you?

Robin Hood Because, unlike ], I can speak with an English accent.

[[w:Kevin Costner|some other Robin Hoods]

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Saw

Desperation in a dire situation

Adam Stanheight Help! Someone, help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh, shit, I'm probably dead.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon You're not dead.

Adam Stanheight Who's that? Who's that?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon There's no point yelling. I already tried.

Adam Stanheight Turn on the lights!

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Would if I could.

Adam Stanheight What the heck's going on? Where am I?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon I don't know yet.

Adam Stanheight What is that smell?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Oh, wait... Hang on. Think I found something.

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Saw

Identity Unveiled in Tense Encounter

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Who are you?

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Twister

Analyzing the Tornado's Path and Movement

Jo What're you doing? What're you doing?!

Bill Look at the updraft, the angle. It's gonna shift its track.

Jo Are you sure?

Bill Oh yeah, it's definitely a sidewinder...It'll move left.

Melissa Is that bad?

Bill Wasn't there a road back there–?

Jo You're right. Go, go, go, go, go!

[Sees what Bill saw]

Melissa Hello? Donald, now's not a very good time for me, I'm – okay, put Julia on...

[Her phone rings. She answers]

Jonas Looking good, looking very good. Alright, now about four miles south, hang a right, let's deploy, and we'll be done.

Eddie Uh, Dr. Miller?

Jonas Shit, shit, IT'S MOVING AWAY! God!

[Looks up and sees the tornado's new heading]

Eddie Looks like they're gonna intercept.

[Sees Bill's team down a different road]

Jonas Dammit, Tony, I thought you told me this thing was gonna stay on the same heading!

[Looks with his binoculars in surprise at where Bill's team is]

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Saw

Confrontation with a twisted antagonist

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Zep, you perverted little psychopath! I'm going to take great pleasure in seeing you pay for this, you bastard fuck!

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Saw

A Dark Choice in Desperation

Dr. Lawrence Gordon He doesn't want us to cut through our chains. He wants us to cut through our feet.

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Saw

Kidnapping and Its Consequences in Saw

Adam Stanheight You see any scars?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon What?

Adam Stanheight This is what they do, man. They kidnap you, then drug you and before you know it, you're in a bathtub and your kidneys are on ].

[[w:eBay|eBay]

Dr. Lawrence Gordon No one has taken your kidneys.

Adam Stanheight How can you tell from way over there?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Because you'd either be in terrible agony or you'd be dead by now. Trust me.

Adam Stanheight What are you, a surgeon?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Yes.

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The Princess Bride

A Reflection on Imperfection and Beauty

Westley There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

[to Buttercup]

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Saw

Confronting Fear and Choice in Life

Tape Rise and shine, Adam. You're probably wondering where you are. I'll tell you where you might be. You might be in the room you die in. Up until now you simply sat in the shadows watching others live out their lives. But what do voyeurs see when they look into the mirror? Now, I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. But mostly just pathetic. So are you going to watch yourself die today, Adam, or do something about it?

Adam Stanheight I don't get it.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Throw me the player.

Adam Stanheight No. You throw me your tape.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Look, we're going to have to work together if we want to get out of here. Now just throw it to me!

Adam Stanheight I'm not gonna risk breaking it. You throw me your tape!

Tape Dr. Gordon, this is your wake-up call. Every day of your working life you have given people the news that they're going to die soon. Now, you will be the cause of death. Your aim in this game is to kill Adam. You have until six on the clock to do it. There's a man in the room with you. When there's that much poison in your blood, the only thing left to do -- is shoot yourself. There are ways to win this hidden all around you. Just remember, X marks the spot for the treasure. If you do not kill Adam by six, then Alison and Diana will die, Dr. Gordon... and I'll leave you in this room to rot. Let the game begin.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Give me that. Now.

Tape ...then Alison and Diana will die, Dr. Gordon... and I'll leave you in this room to rot.

Adam Stanheight Any idea who that is?

Tape ...Let the game begin.

Adam Stanheight He knows us.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Wait a minute.

[rewinds the tape again]

Adam Stanheight What do you think? Probably a joke, right?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Shh, shh.

[presses play]

Tape ...Let the game begin.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Listen.

[whispers]

Tape Follow your heart.

[whispers]

Adam Stanheight What the hell does follow your heart mean?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon There! Right next to you, on the toilet.

[points at the toilet]

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Come on.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Anything?

Adam Stanheight No solids.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Take off the lid. Come on.

Adam Stanheight I really wish I had checked in there first.

[takes off the toilet lid and pulls out a plastic bag]

Dr. Lawrence Gordon What is it?

[chuckles]

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Hey! Mind passing me the other one?

Adam Stanheight Fuck! Fuck!

[hacksaw breaks; smashes broken hacksaw at the pipe and throws it at a mirror]

Dr. Lawrence Gordon He doesn't want us to cut through our chains. He wants us to cut through our feet.

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Days of Thunder

Evaluating Cole's Return to Daytona Racing

Harry Gant Daytona is a tough racetrack. And I'm sure, myself and everyone, are going to keep an eye on Cole to see if he's there, you know, all his reflexes and everything.

Neil Bonnett He's plenty capable of running that racecar good and I don't think he has any kind of effects from the accident that would be a factor in the way he performs.

Aldo Bennedetti I'm glad he's well enough to come back and I hope to beat him at the same time.

Rusty Wallace You know a lot of guys don't like him. And it's just a situation where the guy's got a lot of talant. He's wide open, he doesn't think about anything else, he just wants to win. I like that.

Russ Wheeler Since the crash, he's been a danger to himself and the other drivers. But if he comes near me, I'm going to put him in the wall. Simple as that. I don't expect I'll see too much of him. Except in my rearview mirror.

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The Princess Bride

A Simple Expression of Love and Devotion

Westley As you wish.

[repeated line]

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Saw

Instinct in a Critical Moment

Dr. Lawrence Gordon How did you know to turn off the lights?

Adam Stanheight Who cares? It worked.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Yeah, but how did you know?

Adam Stanheight Instinct.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Instinct?

Adam Stanheight Yeah.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon You know what? You're a terrible liar.

Adam Stanheight You say that like you know me.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon What else aren't you telling me?

Adam Stanheight Well, um, let's see. On my sixth birthday, my best friend at the time, Scott Tibbs, stabbed me with a rusty nail. I didn't tell you about that. I didn't tell you that my last girlfriend, who was a feminist vegan punk, broke up with me because she thought I was too angry. Uh, I haven't told you that one of my toenails is slightly-

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Just stop it! You knew to turn off these lights.

Adam Stanheight Whatever.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon I'm dealing with a juvenile.

Adam Stanheight You wanna know?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Yeah!

Adam Stanheight Here it is.

[Throws the picture to Lawrence]

Dr. Lawrence Gordon Oh God... W...where did you get this?

Adam Stanheight It was in your wallet, behind the photo of your daughter.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon W...why didn't you show me this before?

Adam Stanheight I couldn't. I'm sorry.

[Lawrence begins to quietly sob]

Dr. Lawrence Gordon WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THEM YOU BASTARD?!

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Toll and Roll: A Misunderstanding

Robin Hood Kindly let me pass.

Little John Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. I made that up.

[proudly]

Robin Hood It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you.

The Princess Bride

A Witty Remark on Headaches and Dreams

Westley I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake. But, in the meantime, rest well...and dream of large women.

[after knocking out Fezzik]

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Unexpected Introductions in Robin Hood's Band

Robin Hood Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Ahchoo.

Blinkin A Jew? Here?

Twister

Miscommunication Among Storm Chasers

Jo Bill?

Bill Why didn't you tell me?

Jo Bill, don't!

Joey Uh, what?

Jonas And what will soon be the center of all studies- Hey! Hey! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

[Bill punches Jonas off his hat and slams him against his D.O.T.3 system]

Bill You son-of-a-bitch! What, did you think I wasn't gonna find out?

Jonas Hey guys, get this loser off of me!

Jonas's team member #1 Alright! Back off! Back off!

Jonas's team member #2 Put your malfunction, man!

Joey Come on, he's not worth it!

Jonas What is the matter with you?!

Bill You stole my design, you son of a bitch!

[Tries to push at Jonas again]

Joey Calm down!

Jonas What the hell are you talking about?!

[Pushes Bill back]

Bill DOROTHY. You took her, you damn THIEF!

Jonas Oh, I get it. You wanna take credit for my designs, is that it?

[Realizes what Bill is talking about and smiles]

Bill You're a liar. She was our idea and you know it!

Jonas Unrealized idea. Unrealized.

Bill That thing ain't worth shit!

[Tries to attack Jonas again, Jo helps stop it]

Jo Hey! Hey, guys! Bill! Guys! GUYS!!! Oh my guys! Get a grip on yourselves. We both know they'll never get that thing up in the air.

Joey That's right!

Jonas Well, let me enlighten you people. This baby has satellite com-link. We've got an onboard pulse Doppler, and we've got NEXRAD real-time. Today, we're gonna make history. So stick around, cause the days of sniffing the dirt are over.

Rabbit Better than what you sniff.

Bill We'll see who gets it first, PAL.

Jonas Oh, and by the way... I really enjoy your weather reports.

[Referring to Bill's new weatherman job; Laughs and walks away]

Bill JEEZ, YOU SLIME!!! I'm not through with you, yet!

[Tries to go after Jonas again]

Rabbit Alright! Alright!

Bill Come on! Come here! Come on! Come on! Get your hands off of me! Let go of me! OKAY!!!

Sanders He's a corporate kiss-butt, man!

Jo I'm sorry. I should've told you.

[Walks to Bill]

Bill ONE DAY. I'll give you one day. Whether she flies or not, I'm gone.

[Glaring at Jo]

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Encountering Robin Hood and His Merry Men

Robin Hood You've just entered the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.

Rabbi Tuckman Faigelehs?

[makes a suggestive wave of his hand]

Robin Hood No, no, we're straight, just merry.

Rabbi Tuckman As I. And who are you, with the exceptionally long feather in your hat?

Robin Hood I am Robin of Loxley.

Rabbi Tuckman Robin of Loxley? I've just come from Maid Marian, the woman whose heart you've stolen, you prince of thieves, you! I knew her parents before they were taken in the plague, Lord and Lady Bahgel. You know, you two were made for each other. I mean, what a combination. Loxley and Bahgel! It can't miss!

Memorable Quotes from Cary Elwes