Days of Thunder - Evaluating Cole's Return to Daytona Racing
Harry Gant:
Daytona is a tough racetrack. And I'm sure, myself and everyone, are going to keep an eye on Cole to see if he's there, you know, all his reflexes and everything.
Neil Bonnett:
He's plenty capable of running that racecar good and I don't think he has any kind of effects from the accident that would be a factor in the way he performs.
Aldo Bennedetti:
I'm glad he's well enough to come back and I hope to beat him at the same time.
Rusty Wallace:
You know a lot of guys don't like him. And it's just a situation where the guy's got a lot of talant. He's wide open, he doesn't think about anything else, he just wants to win. I like that.
Russ Wheeler:
Since the crash, he's been a danger to himself and the other drivers. But if he comes near me, I'm going to put him in the wall. Simple as that. I don't expect I'll see too much of him. Except in my rearview mirror.
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights - Appointing a New Sheriff in Sherwood
Robin Hood:
As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo.
Townspeople:
A black sheriff?!
Blinkin:
He's black?
Achoo: [[Blazing Saddles]
And why not? It worked in ].
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights - Accent as a Tool for Leadership
Robin Hood:
I've come to warn you that if you do not stop levying these evil taxes, I shall lead the good people of England in a revolt against you.
Prince John:
And why should the people listen to you?
Robin Hood: [[w:Kevin Costner|some other Robin Hoods]
Because, unlike ], I can speak with an English accent.
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights - Unexpected Introductions in Robin Hood's Band
Robin Hood:
Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Ahchoo.
Blinkin:
A Jew? Here?
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights - Encountering Robin Hood and His Merry Men
Robin Hood:
You've just entered the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
Rabbi Tuckman: [makes a suggestive wave of his hand]
Faigelehs?
Robin Hood:
No, no, we're straight, just merry.
Rabbi Tuckman:
As I. And who are you, with the exceptionally long feather in your hat?
Robin Hood:
I am Robin of Loxley.
Rabbi Tuckman:
Robin of Loxley? I've just come from Maid Marian, the woman whose heart you've stolen, you prince of thieves, you! I knew her parents before they were taken in the plague, Lord and Lady Bahgel. You know, you two were made for each other. I mean, what a combination. Loxley and Bahgel! It can't miss!
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights - Toll and Roll: A Misunderstanding
Robin Hood:
Kindly let me pass.
Little John: [proudly]
Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. I made that up.
Robin Hood:
It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you.
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The Princess Bride - A Reflection on Imperfection and Beauty
Westley: [to Buttercup]
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
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The Princess Bride - A Witty Remark on Headaches and Dreams
Westley: [after knocking out Fezzik]
I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake. But, in the meantime, rest well...and dream of large women.
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The Princess Bride - A Simple Expression of Love and Devotion
Westley: [repeated line]
As you wish.
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Saw - Identity Unveiled in Tense Encounter
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Who are you?
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Saw - Instinct in a Critical Moment
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
How did you know to turn off the lights?
Adam Stanheight:
Who cares? It worked.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Yeah, but how did you know?
Adam Stanheight:
Instinct.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Instinct?
Adam Stanheight:
Yeah.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
You know what? You're a terrible liar.
Adam Stanheight:
You say that like you know me.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
What else aren't you telling me?
Adam Stanheight:
Well, um, let's see. On my sixth birthday, my best friend at the time, Scott Tibbs, stabbed me with a rusty nail. I didn't tell you about that. I didn't tell you that my last girlfriend, who was a feminist vegan punk, broke up with me because she thought I was too angry. Uh, I haven't told you that one of my toenails is slightly-
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Just stop it! You knew to turn off these lights.
Adam Stanheight:
Whatever.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
I'm dealing with a juvenile.
Adam Stanheight:
You wanna know?
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Yeah!
Adam Stanheight: [Throws the picture to Lawrence]
Here it is.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Oh God... W...where did you get this?
Adam Stanheight:
It was in your wallet, behind the photo of your daughter.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
W...why didn't you show me this before?
Adam Stanheight: [Lawrence begins to quietly sob]
I couldn't. I'm sorry.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THEM YOU BASTARD?!
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Saw - Confronting Fear and Choice in Life
Tape:
Rise and shine, Adam. You're probably wondering where you are. I'll tell you where you might be. You might be in the room you die in. Up until now you simply sat in the shadows watching others live out their lives. But what do voyeurs see when they look into the mirror? Now, I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. But mostly just pathetic. So are you going to watch yourself die today, Adam, or do something about it?
Adam Stanheight:
I don't get it.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Throw me the player.
Adam Stanheight:
No. You throw me your tape.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Look, we're going to have to work together if we want to get out of here. Now just throw it to me!
Adam Stanheight:
I'm not gonna risk breaking it. You throw me your tape!
Tape:
Dr. Gordon, this is your wake-up call. Every day of your working life you have given people the news that they're going to die soon. Now, you will be the cause of death. Your aim in this game is to kill Adam. You have until six on the clock to do it. There's a man in the room with you. When there's that much poison in your blood, the only thing left to do -- is shoot yourself. There are ways to win this hidden all around you. Just remember, X marks the spot for the treasure. If you do not kill Adam by six, then Alison and Diana will die, Dr. Gordon... and I'll leave you in this room to rot. Let the game begin.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Give me that. Now.
Tape:
...then Alison and Diana will die, Dr. Gordon... and I'll leave you in this room to rot.
Adam Stanheight:
Any idea who that is?
Tape:
...Let the game begin.
Adam Stanheight:
He knows us.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon: [rewinds the tape again]
Wait a minute.
Adam Stanheight:
What do you think? Probably a joke, right?
Dr. Lawrence Gordon: [presses play]
Shh, shh.
Tape:
...Let the game begin.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon: [whispers]
Listen.
Tape: [whispers]
Follow your heart.
Adam Stanheight:
What the hell does follow your heart mean?
Dr. Lawrence Gordon: [points at the toilet]
There! Right next to you, on the toilet.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Come on.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Anything?
Adam Stanheight:
No solids.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Take off the lid. Come on.
Adam Stanheight: [takes off the toilet lid and pulls out a plastic bag]
I really wish I had checked in there first.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon: [chuckles]
What is it?
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Hey! Mind passing me the other one?
Adam Stanheight: [hacksaw breaks; smashes broken hacksaw at the pipe and throws it at a mirror]
Fuck! Fuck!
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
He doesn't want us to cut through our chains. He wants us to cut through our feet.
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Saw - Kidnapping and Its Consequences in Saw
Adam Stanheight:
You see any scars?
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
What?
Adam Stanheight: [[w:eBay|eBay]
This is what they do, man. They kidnap you, then drug you and before you know it, you're in a bathtub and your kidneys are on ].
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
No one has taken your kidneys.
Adam Stanheight:
How can you tell from way over there?
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Because you'd either be in terrible agony or you'd be dead by now. Trust me.
Adam Stanheight:
What are you, a surgeon?
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Yes.
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Saw - Desperation in a Confined Space
Adam Stanheight: [screaming; yanks the chain as hard he can]
HELP! HELP! Help!
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
No one can hear you.
Adam Stanheight:
What the fuck is this?!
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Calm down, just calm down. Are you hurt?
Adam Stanheight:
I don't know. Yeah!
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
What's your name?
Adam Stanheight:
My name is Very Fucking Confused; what's your name? What's going on here?
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
My name is Lawrence Gordon, I'm a doctor. I woke up here, just like you.
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Saw - Desperation in a dire situation
Adam Stanheight:
Help! Someone, help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh, shit, I'm probably dead.
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
You're not dead.
Adam Stanheight:
Who's that? Who's that?
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
There's no point yelling. I already tried.
Adam Stanheight:
Turn on the lights!
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Would if I could.
Adam Stanheight:
What the heck's going on? Where am I?
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
I don't know yet.
Adam Stanheight:
What is that smell?
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Oh, wait... Hang on. Think I found something.
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Saw - Confrontation with a twisted antagonist
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Zep, you perverted little psychopath! I'm going to take great pleasure in seeing you pay for this, you bastard fuck!
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Saw - A Declaration of Fidelity
Dr. Lawrence Gordon: [to Adam]
I DID NOT CHEAT ON HER!
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Saw - A Dark Choice in Desperation
Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
He doesn't want us to cut through our chains. He wants us to cut through our feet.
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Twister - Miscommunication Among Storm Chasers
Jo:
Bill?
Bill:
Why didn't you tell me?
Jo:
Bill, don't!
Joey:
Uh, what?
Jonas: [Bill punches Jonas off his hat and slams him against his D.O.T.3 system]
And what will soon be the center of all studies- Hey! Hey! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
Bill:
You son-of-a-bitch! What, did you think I wasn't gonna find out?
Jonas:
Hey guys, get this loser off of me!
Jonas's team member #1:
Alright! Back off! Back off!
Jonas's team member #2:
Put your malfunction, man!
Joey:
Come on, he's not worth it!
Jonas:
What is the matter with you?!
Bill: [Tries to push at Jonas again]
You stole my design, you son of a bitch!
Joey:
Calm down!
Jonas: [Pushes Bill back]
What the hell are you talking about?!
Bill:
DOROTHY. You took her, you damn THIEF!
Jonas: [Realizes what Bill is talking about and smiles]
Oh, I get it. You wanna take credit for my designs, is that it?
Bill:
You're a liar. She was our idea and you know it!
Jonas:
Unrealized idea. Unrealized.
Bill: [Tries to attack Jonas again, Jo helps stop it]
That thing ain't worth shit!
Jo:
Hey! Hey, guys! Bill! Guys! GUYS!!! Oh my guys! Get a grip on yourselves. We both know they'll never get that thing up in the air.
Joey:
That's right!
Jonas:
Well, let me enlighten you people. This baby has satellite com-link. We've got an onboard pulse Doppler, and we've got NEXRAD real-time. Today, we're gonna make history. So stick around, cause the days of sniffing the dirt are over.
Rabbit:
Better than what you sniff.
Bill:
We'll see who gets it first, PAL.
Jonas: [Referring to Bill's new weatherman job; Laughs and walks away]
Oh, and by the way... I really enjoy your weather reports.
Bill: [Tries to go after Jonas again]
JEEZ, YOU SLIME!!! I'm not through with you, yet!
Rabbit:
Alright! Alright!
Bill:
Come on! Come here! Come on! Come on! Get your hands off of me! Let go of me! OKAY!!!
Sanders:
He's a corporate kiss-butt, man!
Jo: [Walks to Bill]
I'm sorry. I should've told you.
Bill: [Glaring at Jo]
ONE DAY. I'll give you one day. Whether she flies or not, I'm gone.
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Twister - Analyzing the Tornado's Path and Movement
Jo:
What're you doing? What're you doing?!
Bill:
Look at the updraft, the angle. It's gonna shift its track.
Jo:
Are you sure?
Bill:
Oh yeah, it's definitely a sidewinder...It'll move left.
Melissa:
Is that bad?
Bill:
Wasn't there a road back there–?
Jo: [Sees what Bill saw]
You're right. Go, go, go, go, go!
Melissa: [Her phone rings. She answers]
Hello? Donald, now's not a very good time for me, I'm – okay, put Julia on...
Jonas:
Looking good, looking very good. Alright, now about four miles south, hang a right, let's deploy, and we'll be done.
Eddie:
Uh, Dr. Miller?
Jonas: [Looks up and sees the tornado's new heading]
Shit, shit, IT'S MOVING AWAY! God!
Eddie: [Sees Bill's team down a different road]
Looks like they're gonna intercept.
Jonas: [Looks with his binoculars in surprise at where Bill's team is]
Dammit, Tony, I thought you told me this thing was gonna stay on the same heading!
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