Duck Soup - Misunderstanding Leads to Humorous Exchange
Prosecutor:
Something must be done. War would meant a prohibitive increase in our taxes.
Chicolini:
Hey, I've got an uncle that lives in Taxes.
Prosecutor:
No, I'm talking about taxes. Money. Dollars.
Chicolini:
Dollas! There's-a where my uncle lives! Dollas, Taxes!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Flying Deuces - Prisoners Face Execution at Sunrise
Commandant:
The prisoners have been found guilty and will be shot at sunrise.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Flying Deuces - Commandant's Outrage Over Insult in Army
Commandant:
Never during my army career have I been so GROSSLY insulted!! Just WAIT til I get my hands on em!!!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Flying Deuces - Commandant Orders Arrest of Guards
Commandant:
Turn out the guard and place them BOTH under arrest!!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Flying Deuces - Daily Routine and Responsibilities Assigned
Commandant:
I will now assign you to your duties. Reveille at 5, you dress quickly, make up your bunks and get ready for inspection. Inspection until 7. Ten minutes for breakfast, you drill until 1 and march until 4.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.