Memorable Quotes from Clayton Rohner
3 quotesLunchroom Banter Turns into Tension
Rick
Um, excuse me. Could I have your attention please? Your attention? Every day at lunch, we get a very special treat from a very special guy. A guy who has dedicated his life to building his body, pushing his muscles to the very limits of human endurance. Why, you ask? Why? Well, to be strong enough to lift tables and spill food, Greg Tolan!
Rick
Whoa, wait. Let's take a moment to find out a little bit about the man behind the mess. Greg! May I call you Greg? Now, tell us, Greg, how did you get into spilling food, huh? Were you a messy baby? Did you hate your strained peas? Well, you know, how most psychologists tell us that guys, well, they get into body building to compensate for either a lack of IQ, or a small weenie. Which is it, Greg? Well, those of us in Greg's gym class certainly know the answer to that one.
Greg
I'm going to beat the shit out of you, Morehouse!
Deborah
Greg, please!
Rick
Hey, isn't he great? Muscles and a sense of humor. Well, let's thank Greg for the many lunchtime thrills and spills he's given us. All right everybody, up! Come on, everybody up! Grab an end of your table! A tribute to you, Greg. Lift! We love you, Greg!
[the kids in the cafeteria go to an end of their table; everybody in the cafeteria lifts their table, spilling food, including spilling their food on Greg's feet]
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Understanding and Acceptance in Friendship
Terry
I bet you're a little confused.
Rick
I think I understand.
Terry
I know I should've told you sooner, but, uh... I didn't. Um... I'm a...
Rick
Terry, I know. You're gay.
[cuts her off]
Terry
I'm not gay.
Rick
Wait a minute. Now I'm confused.
Terry
I'm a girl. I'm a woman.
Rick
Right, and I'm ].
[chuckles; [Cyndi Lauper]
Rick
Wait a minute, are those what I think they are?
Terry
I'm sorry.
Rick
Where do you get off having tits?
Terry
There was this contest, and I needed prove it, but then I stayed and I met you. And you're so wonderful that...
Rick
Shit... I can't believe this.
Terry
Rick, I know you're mad, but I think you're terrific, and your friendship means so much to me that I just...
Rick
Then this whole thing was bullshit. Major bullshit.
Rick
It's okay, everybody. It's all right. He has tits.
[pushes Terry off him]
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Inappropriate Timing for Actions
Terry
What are you doing?
Rick
What's it look like I'm doing?
Terry
Well, do you have to do that in here?
Rick
Seemed like the right time, certainly the right place.
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