Clint Smith Quotes

Clarence You must be out your goddamn mind! Joe Louis, the greatest boxer that ever lived. I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cassius Clay, he was badder than Sugar Ray, and that new boy-what's his name? ]?-looks like a bulldog; he was badder than him, too. He could whoop Mike Tyson's ass! He could whoop all of they ass!

Saul Vait a minute. Vat about ]?

Clarence Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano! Let me tell you something, once and for all-Rocky Marciano was good; but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.

Saul He beat Joe Louis ass.

Morris That's right, he did whoop Joe Louis ass.

Clarence Joe Louis was 75 years old when they fought.

Morris I don't know how old he was, but he got his ass whooped.

Clarence Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis? You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!

Sweets Oh. Man, you lying, you ain't never meet no Frank Sinatra.

Clarence Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you! Who's next?