Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - A Conversation About Staying Up High
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - Humor in Age and Experience
Mom:
She seems very nice, right? And she has lots of experience.
Sue Ellen:
Of course she does. She's 200 years old.
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - Personal Attachments in Everyday Conflicts
Mom:
Why did you leave your dishes in the sink, for me?
Sue Ellen:
God, you take these things so personally.
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - A Mother's Need for a Break
Melissa:
How come you gotta go?
Mom:
Because, I've had a very rough 37 years and I need a break.
Melissa:
You swore you'd sign me up for baseball.
Mom:
Little League will still be there next year.
Melissa:
So will Australia. I wish Dad were around.
Mom:
No, you don't.
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - Requesting Money from Mom
Mom:
Zach. Put it back, right now. If you need money, ask me first.
Zach:
Okay then. Can I have ten dollars?
Mom:
Forget it.
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