Desperate Living - Contrasting Perspectives on Desire and Work
Officer:
You like lingerie?! How do you like these little numbers? I sent away to em from Fredrick's. They was expensive. I love the feel of cold nylon on my big butt!
Princess Coo-coo:
Herbert doesn't care if I have ears, he only cares about my mind!
Flipper:
You lazy bitch! I'm out working my tail off all day and you're in there fucking midgets!
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Female Trouble - Concetta Greets Taffy in Female Trouble
Concetta:
Hey there, Taffy.
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Female Trouble - Jealousy and Destruction in Female Trouble
Dawn Davenport:
I'd like to set fire to this dump!
Concetta:
Just cause we're pretty, everybody's jealous!
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Female Trouble - Classroom Chaos and Tensions Rise
School snitch:
Mr. Weinberger, Dawn Davenport is eating a meatball sandwich right out in class...AND she's been passing notes!
Dawn Davenport:
I was not eating!
Mr. Weinberger:
From the look of you, Miss Davenport, you never stopped eating!
Concetta:
I got a knife here in my pocketbook and I'm gonna cut you up after class!
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Female Trouble - The Importance of Hair and Beauty
Concetta: [consoling Dawn]
Just get your hair done. That's what I always do when I get depressed.
Dawn Davenport:
Maybe I will.
Concetta:
I'll tell ya, the Lipstick Beauty Salon is the best. They only let, well, you know, "special" girls in. You have to audition to even get your hair done!
Chicklette:
AND, there's this guy that does hair there, MMMM MMMM. I'd suck the socks off him in a minute.
Concetta:
Yeah, Gator's his name, and you know what? He lives right next door.
Dawn Davenport:
Wonder what HIS story is? Maybe he's a...CHUBBY CHASER!
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Pink Flamingos - A Question About Family Dynamics
Crackers:
This is my grandma, Edie.
Cookie:
What's... what's the matter with her?
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Pink Flamingos - Claims of Filth and Controversy Among Characters
Raymond Marble:
As you know, Divine has achieved a sort of fame lately, both locally and on the national level. You may have heard the term the "filthiest person alive"?
Cookie:
I have heard the term, yes. The papers call her that and she is known as that to a limited extent in your more crime-conscious sections of the city.
Connie Marble: [[lesbian]
Well we feel this to be an untrue statement! We feel that Raymond and I far surpass her in every aspect of the term filth. As you know, we run a baby ring. It's really a very simple process, we keep two girls at all time who are impregnated by Channing, our rather fertile servant. We sell the babies to ] couples, and then we invest the money in various businesses around town.
Raymond Marble: [[pornography; [heroin]
We own a few ] shops, plus we front money to a chain of ]-pushers in the inner-city elementary schools.
Connie Marble:
We feel the attention that's been focused on Divine lately is most unfair. She is merely a common thief and murderer. Unfortunately for us our line of work limits our chances for publicity and travel, but this does not mean that we wish to go unnoticed. After all, we have not worked all these years in order to be outstaged by this fat hog that calls herself divine!
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Pink Flamingos - Absurdity and Humor in Unconventional Conversations
Sandy Sandstone:
Eat the bird, bitch!
Cookie:
I may have to degrade myself in front of Divine's son. He's into a very strange sex scene.
Edie:
Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
Birthday Card:
Happy birthday, fatso.
Cotton: [[Homicide|Murder]
] merely relieves tension.
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