Lost Boys: The Tribe - Forgiveness Amidst Tension and Betrayal
Edgar Frog:
Cut the theatrics!! I know you're out there! Show yourself. That's a good way to get yourself staked, Sam.
Sam Emerson:
Easy there, compadre. After all the stuff that you pulled? I think you can at least hear me out. I mean, I feel like you owe me that.
Edgar:
You really expect me to act like nothing ever happened?
Sam:
No. I've already forgiven you. It's water under the bridge.
Edgar:
Stay there! You don't want it to go down like this.
Sam:
Oh, it's going down like this.
Edgar:
I'm warning you...
Sam:
Hey, I'm trembling.
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Lost Boys: The Tribe - Understanding Vampire Vulnerabilities
Edgar Frog:
Vampires don't just turn into stone and then explode. They have to be pierced through the heart with a sharp metallic object.
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Lost Boys: The Tribe - Edgar Frog on Sister's Transformation
Edgar Frog: [[w:Nosferatu|Nosferatu; [w:Count Dracula|Count Dracula]
Your sister's become a member of the undead. A night stalker. A bloodsucker. ]. ]. Your sister's a suck monkey.
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Lost Boys: The Tribe - Consequences of Betrayal in Family Loss
Edgar Frog:
Let's get something straight. I let you get away with that sham the first time because I understand what it's like to lose a family member to the other side. If it happens again, you're gonna end up on the wrong side of the stake, are we clear?
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Lost Boys: The Thirst - The Frog Brothers Confront a New Threat
Alan Frog:
Hello, Edgar. What brings you all the way down here?
Edgar Frog:
Now I have to have an excuse to visit my own brother?
Alan:
At one in the morning, yeah.
Edgar:
I figured you'd be up. I've recently learned there's a nightcrawler who's created a new designer drug that he's handing out to kids at raves. The only problem is it's not a drug; it's vampire blood. He's breeding an undead army. And the only thing that stands between him and the annihilation of the entire human race, potentially, would be us. The Frog Brothers.
Alan:
We haven't been the Frog Brothers for a long time.
Edgar:
I just... I can't do it without you.
Alan:
What about Sam?
Edgar:
Sam's gone. He turned, and, uh, I had to do what I had to do.
Alan:
I guess that cancels out Michael and Star.
Edgar:
Yeah. I'm pretty much persona non grata with the entire Emerson family at this point.
Alan:
Laddie?
Edgar:
He's moved on. He's got a wife, kids. He's got a real life now.
Alan:
Yeah, well, so do I!
Edgar:
You call this a life?!!
Alan:
This from a guy who lives in a trailer!
Edgar:
Okay, so I've got nothing. But at least I know what side I'm on!! Alan, if this is the head vampire, then maybe we can kill him.
Alan:
If we kill him, and then we just gotta find the one that's above him and then on and on like that forever!
Edgar:
They are telling me that this is the Alpha. The O.G. of all bloodsuckers, the head vampire.
Alan:
It's a pyramid scheme, Edgar. Always has been.
Edgar:
What if this is it, though? What if this really is the head vampire?
Alan: [his face transforms from human to half-vampire and his eyes turn yellow]
Get this, and get it good, Edgar. As far as I'm concerned... ...there's no such thing as vampires.
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Lost Boys: The Thirst - Party's Over, Time to Move On
Edgar Frog:
All right, everybody, listen up! The party's officially over! You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!
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Lost Boys: The Thirst - Preparing for the Rave Mission
Edgar Frog:
All right, everybody. According to the blueprints, there's an entrance to the slaughterhouse through a series of underground tunnels which will lead us directly to where the rave is. Now remember, everyone, there will be a lot of civilians around. Toadies, not familiars. Just innocent partygoers who are all there because they think they're gonna have... fun. Because of this, you will be armed with weapons that are non-lethal to anything with a heartbeat. This is a sawed-off, pump action, Soak and Destroy water gun. Patent pending. Turns holy water into holy slaughter. Zoe, you take it. Claus, this is a high-powered UV torch. Tie it around your waist. You'll thank me later.
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Lost Boys: The Thirst - The Allure of Vampirism Examined
Edgar Frog:
My problem is you glorify vampirism. You make being a vampire look... sexy.
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Lost Boys: The Thirst - Recognition of a Best-Selling Author
Edgar Frog:
I know who you are. You're Gwen Lieber, best-selling author of the Eternity Kiss series. First of which is about to be made into a major motion picture, coming soon to a theatre near you.
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The 'Burbs - Appreciation for a Cool Experience
Ricky Butler:
That was very cool dude.
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The 'Burbs - Affection for the Neighborhood
Ricky Butler: [last lines]
God I love this street.
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The 'Burbs - Anticipation for Pizza Delivery Excitement
Ricky Butler:
Oh no! You guys can't leave. This is the best part. I called the pizza dude!!!
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The 'Burbs - Claiming Ownership of the Neighborhood
Ricky Butler:
This is my neighborhood!
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The Lost Boys - Pricing for Services Inquiry
Edgar Frog: [to Alan]
How much you think we should charge out of this?
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The Lost Boys - The Unpredictable Demise of Vampires
Edgar Frog:
I think I should warn you all, when a vampire buys it, it's never a pretty sight. No two blood suckers go out the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode. But all will try and take you with them.
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