Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny - Confrontation with Satan in Tenacious D
Jables and KG:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Satan:
Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck, now I'm complete and my cock you will suck! This world will be mine, and you're first in line, you bought me the Pick and now you shall both die!
JB and Kage:
Now it's time to blow this fucker down!
JB:
Come on, Kage, now it's time to blow doors down!
Kage:
We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to brown town!
JB and Kage:
Now we've got to blow this fucker down!
Kage:
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!
JB:
Come on, Kage, cause it's time to blow doors down!
Kage:
Oooh, we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown!
JB:
Hey Antichrister, Beelzeboss! We know your weakness, our Rock-it Sauce! We rock the Casbah, and blow your mind, we will defeat you, for all mankind! You hold the Sceptre, we hold the Key, you are the Devil, we are the D!
JB and Kage:
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D, WE ARE THE D!
JB: [JB's guitar deflects the lightning, and it hits to Satan's horns]
Nooo!!!
Satan: [JB holds his horn; and shocked]
Ow! Fuck, my fucking horn! Oh no!
JB:
From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are complete again!
Satan: [holds on to the ground, avoiding the portal]
Noooooo! Fuck you, Kage, and fuck you, Jables! I'LL GET YOU, TENACIOUS D!!!!!
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Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny - Satan's Enthusiasm for Kage's Return to Hell
Satan:
I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell! I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel, - I'll make him squeel like my scarlet pimpernell!
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Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny - Satan's Passion for Metal Music
Satan:
I'm the Devil, I love metal! Check this riff it's fuckin tasty!!!!
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Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny - Satan's Frustration with the Demon Code
Satan:
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, the Demon Code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge... What, are your terms, what's the ca-aatch??
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Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny - Satan's Declaration of Domination
Satan:
I am complete! Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck, now I'm complete and my cock you will suck! This world will be mine, and you're first in line, you bought me the Pick and now you shall both die!
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