Wet Hot American Summer - Unexpected Confessions Amidst Uncertainty
Beth:
Hey you, penny for your thoughts.
Henry:
Beth, tomorrow is the least of our problems.
Beth:
Don't tell me, Oh don't tell me, don't even tell me you have crabs!
Henry:
No... Well, yes, but that's not the point.
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Wet Hot American Summer - Frustration Expressed by Henry
Henry:
Oh, fuck my cock!
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Nixon - Accountability in the Face of Scandal
Richard Nixon: [putting his arm around him]
John, I want you to get away from this madhouse, these reporters, and go up to Camp David for the weekend. And I want you to write up a report. I want you to put everything you know about Watergate in there.
John Dean:
You want me to put it all in writing. Over my signature.
Richard Nixon:
Well, nobody knows more about this thing than you do, John. The details, that stuff, I don't know about.
John Dean:
Sir, I'm not going to be the scapegoat for this. Haldeman and Ehrlichman are in just as deep as me.
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