Memorable Quotes from David Hyde Pierce
3 quotesUnexpected Confessions Amidst Uncertainty
Beth
Hey you, penny for your thoughts.
Henry
Beth, tomorrow is the least of our problems.
Beth
Don't tell me, Oh don't tell me, don't even tell me you have crabs!
Henry
No... Well, yes, but that's not the point.
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Frustration Expressed by Henry
Henry
Oh, fuck my cock!
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Accountability in the Face of Scandal
Richard Nixon
John, I want you to get away from this madhouse, these reporters, and go up to Camp David for the weekend. And I want you to write up a report. I want you to put everything you know about Watergate in there.
[putting his arm around him]
John Dean
You want me to put it all in writing. Over my signature.
Richard Nixon
Well, nobody knows more about this thing than you do, John. The details, that stuff, I don't know about.
John Dean
Sir, I'm not going to be the scapegoat for this. Haldeman and Ehrlichman are in just as deep as me.
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