Memorable Quotes from David Wayne
7 quotesSupport and Humor in Legal Debate
Kip Lurie
Well, good luck tomorrow, Amanda. I'm on your side, I guess you know that. You've got me so convinced, I may even go out and become a woman. Goodnight.
Adam Bonner
And he wouldn't have far to go, either.
Amanda Bonner
Shh!
Adam Bonner
What's a matter?
Kip Lurie
He can hear you.
[steps back into the kitchen and whispers]
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The Risks of Lawyer Marriages
Kip Lurie
Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called in-breeding; from this comes idiot children... and other lawyers.
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Discussion on Filtration and Safety Measures
Burton
I'm going to try a 2 micron filter.
Toby Male Technician
This one's big, I'll have to get me a fly swatter.
Toby
No sweat, sir. Those cages are airtight.
Dr. Charles Dutton
I wish you would sweat a little more, Toby. Sweat is a safeguard against some kinds of bacteria and carelessness.
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Confronting Gender Stereotypes in Dialogue
Amanda Bonner
Now, you look here, Kip. I'm fighting my prejudices, but it's clear that you're behaving like a, like a - well, I'd hate to put it this way - like a man.
Kip Lurie
You watch your language.
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Discomfort with Red Lights Revealed
Dr. Charles Dutton
Something wrong?
Dr. Ruth Leavitt
I never liked red lights. Reminds me of my years in a bordello.
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A Question of Love and Marriage
Kip Lurie
Amanda, my love, why do you stay married to a legal beagle with ten thumbs?
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Concerns Over Biological Warfare Simulations
Dr. Jeremy Stone
Well, according to this, there'll be a super-colony of Andromeda over the entire southwest in—
Dr. Charles Dutton
Jeremy! These are biological warfare maps!
Dr. Jeremy Stone
Why, yes, so they are. Well, but… simulations, Charlie. Defensive! It's just a scenario.
Dr. Ruth Leavitt
That's not the point, for God's sake! Wildfire was built for germ warfare! Wildfire and Scoop! And you knew, Stone! You knew it!
Dr. Jeremy Stone
That's not true, Ruth! I learned about Scoop the same time you did!
Dr. Charles Dutton
They already had Andromeda programmed! The purpose of Scoop was to find new biological weapons in outer space, and then use Wildfire to develop them!
Dr. Ruth Leavitt
It stinks, Stone!
Dr. Jeremy Stone
You're blowing your tops! We have no proof.
Dr. Charles Dutton
The map!
Dr. Jeremy Stone
Don't be an ass! That map only shows what Andromeda could do in the hands of an enemy!
Dr. Charles Dutton
Enemy? We did it to ourselves!
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