Memorable Quotes from Dax Flame
2 quotesAge Perception in Youthful Appearances
Zack
You look really old. Were you held back?
Jenko
No. You look super young, were you held forward?
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Party Tensions Rise Among Friends
Rob
Hey, Thomas. Look man I don't want to be a dick here or anything, but your friend Oliver came by earlier and told me you guys were having a little party but this is too much.
[knocking on the door]
Thomas
Yeah. We actually should be winding down like midnight, maybe 1. Is that okay?
Rob
No, it's not. I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep and Melinda's gotta be up early for work.
Costa
Fuck yeah! My boy Rob is here to rage! Good to see you, brother.
[walks up]
Rob
Whoa, yeah. Actually I'm not raging, but I'm just telling Thomas it's time to shut it down.
Costa
You can't be serious. This is a great party. What the fuck?
Rob
I am serious because it's 11:30 at night and it's time to wrap it up.
J.B.
Hey, hey, hey. Why don't we just bring everyone to the back and lower the volume a bit.
Rob
Guys, this isn't a request! The party's over.
Costa
I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree then, aren't we?
Rob
Listen to me. Thomas, either shut it down or I'm calling the cops. Fine, fuck it! I'm calling the fucking cops.
Costa
Fuck! Oh shit!
J.B.
Jesus fucking Christ! What did you do that for?
Costa
Are you fucking kidding me? I will fucking kill you!
[Rob punches Everett in the face]
Rob
The little fuck tazed me! I'm definitely calling the cops now!
Costa
You punched a kid in the face! I'm calling the cops on your ass now!
Rob
Do it, genius! It's all on tape. I just saw this mother fucker record it right here.
Dax
No, all I got was you punching that little child's face.
Rob
Fuck you!
Costa
Go home, Robert!
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