Detour - Dangerous Encounters with Women and Scars
Al Roberts: [as narrator after thumbing a ride]
I guess at least an hour past before I noticed those deep scratches on his right hand. They were wicked, three puffy red lines about a quarter inch apart. He must have seen me looking at them because he said...
Charles Haskell Jr.:
Beauties, arent they? They're gonna be scars someday. What an animal!
Al Roberts:
Whatever it was, it must have been pretty big and vicious to have done that!
Charles Haskell Jr.:
Right on both counts, New York! I was tussling with the most dangerous animal in the world - a woman!
Al Roberts:
She must've been Tarzan's mate! Looks like you lost the bout!
Charles Haskell Jr.:
Certainly wasn't a draw! You know, there oughta be a law against dames with claws!
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Detour - The Peril of a Woman's Influence
Charles Haskell Jr.:
I was tussling with the most dangerous animal in the world, a woman.
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