Memorable Quotes from Ellen DeGeneres
4 quotesBooks for Navigating Divorce and Loneliness
Janet
Okay. Well, here are your books. Uh, the Complete Idiots Guide to Surviving Divorce, The Divorce Workbook, and of course, how come nobody loves me?
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Misunderstanding in a Lighthearted Moment
Janet
Daddy's going to play with his fire hose. That's didn't sound right.
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A Cautionary Reminder to Others
Janet
*BE* careful! Get it?
[''George is about to fumigate a beehive'']
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Discussion on Condiments and Their Importance
Janet
...so that is my feelings on salt and pepper and sugar. Condiments: let's move onto that. Ketchup: obviously the most popular condiment. I don't think anybody's going to disagree with me on that one. First of all, always wipe the bottles down. Sticky: there's nothing grosser than that. I mean, I'm sure there's something grosser... but it's pretty gross to have it sticky when you're trying to have a...
[''surrounded by a group of women in the cafe hanging on her every word'']
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