The Love Letter - Discussion on Condiments and Their Importance
Janet: [''surrounded by a group of women in the cafe hanging on her every word'']
...so that is my feelings on salt and pepper and sugar. Condiments: let's move onto that. Ketchup: obviously the most popular condiment. I don't think anybody's going to disagree with me on that one. First of all, always wipe the bottles down. Sticky: there's nothing grosser than that. I mean, I'm sure there's something grosser... but it's pretty gross to have it sticky when you're trying to have a...
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The Love Letter - A Cautionary Reminder to Others
Janet: [''George is about to fumigate a beehive'']
*BE* careful! Get it?
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The Love Letter - Books for Navigating Divorce and Loneliness
Janet:
Okay. Well, here are your books. Uh, the Complete Idiots Guide to Surviving Divorce, The Divorce Workbook, and of course, how come nobody loves me?
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The Love Letter - Misunderstanding in a Lighthearted Moment
Janet:
Daddy's going to play with his fire hose. That's didn't sound right.
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