Memorable Quotes from Emjay Anthony
2 quotesDoubts and Beliefs Among Family Members
Jordan
We know you still believe in the big fat creeper!
Max
I don't know what you're talking about!
Stevie
Are you sure about that?
[holds up Max's letter to Santa]
Beth
Stop!
[Max tries to get his letter back and Beth stops him]
Stevie
Dear Santa, I know I haven't been great this year and I'm sorry for that, but I was really hoping you can help out me and my family this Christmas. We need you!" Oh, Maxi-Pad. That is so s...
[starts reading Max's letter]
Beth
Stop, Max!
[stops Max from getting his letter back]
Stevie
Blah blah blah. Bullshit, bullshit. Ah, here we go, Maxie's wishlist!
Beth
Stevie, stop! That's enough!
Stevie
Wait, you're up first, Beth! "I wish me and Beth could hang out like we used to. Might've noticed that I don't have tons of friends." Oh no, really Max? "I wish my Mom and Dad could fall in love again. I know they get upset a lot with Dad away from home so much. I think they really just miss each other." "Also, I wish things weren't so hard for Uncle Howard and Aunt Linda. So, maybe you can lend them a hand for the rest of the year. And... and that..." Screw you, Dad does not wish we were boys!
[reading the letter; Linda comes in; angrily facing Max]
Sarah
Who wants crème brûlée?
[smilingly enters the dining room]
Max
Give me the letter!
Tom
Hey! Max?
Howard
Alright, that's enough!
Tom
You okay? Honey!
Max
I just wanted Christmas to be like it used to be, but forget it! I hate Christmas! I hate all of you!
Sarah
Max? Max!
Aunt Dorothy
Oh, lay off of him! Kid deserves a prize for telling the truth!
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Aunt Dorothy's Stark Reality Check
Max
Are we going to be okay?
Max
What?
Aunt Dorothy
She said we're fucked!
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