Krampus - Doubts and Beliefs Among Family Members
Jordan:
We know you still believe in the big fat creeper!
Max:
I don't know what you're talking about!
Stevie: [holds up Max's letter to Santa]
Are you sure about that?
Beth: [Max tries to get his letter back and Beth stops him]
Stop!
Stevie: [starts reading Max's letter]
Dear Santa, I know I haven't been great this year and I'm sorry for that, but I was really hoping you can help out me and my family this Christmas. We need you!" Oh, Maxi-Pad. That is so s...
Beth: [stops Max from getting his letter back]
Stop, Max!
Stevie:
Blah blah blah. Bullshit, bullshit. Ah, here we go, Maxie's wishlist!
Beth:
Stevie, stop! That's enough!
Stevie: [reading the letter; Linda comes in; angrily facing Max]
Wait, you're up first, Beth! "I wish me and Beth could hang out like we used to. Might've noticed that I don't have tons of friends." Oh no, really Max? "I wish my Mom and Dad could fall in love again. I know they get upset a lot with Dad away from home so much. I think they really just miss each other." "Also, I wish things weren't so hard for Uncle Howard and Aunt Linda. So, maybe you can lend them a hand for the rest of the year. And... and that..." Screw you, Dad does not wish we were boys!
Sarah: [smilingly enters the dining room]
Who wants crème brûlée?
Max:
Give me the letter!
Tom:
Hey! Max?
Howard:
Alright, that's enough!
Tom:
You okay? Honey!
Max:
I just wanted Christmas to be like it used to be, but forget it! I hate Christmas! I hate all of you!
Sarah:
Max? Max!
Aunt Dorothy:
Oh, lay off of him! Kid deserves a prize for telling the truth!
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Krampus - Aunt Dorothy's Stark Reality Check
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