In Bruges - Choosing the Right Weapon in Bruges
Harry: [''To Eirik, with his eyepatch'']
Aye-aye!
Yuri: [''Referring to selection of firearms laid out on table'']
Take your pick, Mr. Waters.
Harry:
An UZI? Ha, I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten-year olds in a fucking drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
Yuri:
I knew he wouldn't kill the guy. I could see it in his eyes when I was telling him about the alcoves.
Harry:
...about the what?
Yuri: [[w:Expanding bullet|dumdums]
The alcoves - the alcoves in the Koningin Astridpark. Oh, I also have some ]. You use this word, "dumdums"? The bullets that make the head explode?
Harry:
Dumdums", yeah.
Yuri:
Would you like some of these dumdums?
Harry:
Well, I know I shouldn't, err... But I will.
Eirik:
Motherfucker.
Harry:
Is he talking to me?
Yuri:
No, Eirik's on your side, Mr. Waters. Your young friend blinded him last night.
Harry:
Ray did?
Eirik:
I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.
Harry:
Well, to be honest, it sounds like it was all your fault.
Eirik:
What!
Harry:
I mean, basically, if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks, and you allow your gun to be taken off you, and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah, really, it's all your fault for being such a poof. So why don't you stop whinging and cheer the fuck up.
Yuri:
Eirik! I really wouldn't respond.
Eirik:
I thought you wanted the guy dead?
Harry:
I do want the guy dead, I want him fucking crucified. But it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it? Thanks for the gun, Yuri.
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In Bruges - Discussion of Alcoves and Murder Potential
Yuri:
There are a lot of alcoves in the Koningin Astridpark. You use this word, alcoves?
Ken:
Alcoves? Yes. Sometimes.
Yuri:
There are not many people around in these alcoves in Christmas time. If I were to murder a man, I would murder him here. (beat) Are you sure this is the right word, alcoves?
Ken:
Alcoves, yes! It's kind of like, nooks and crannies.
Yuri:
Nooks and crannies, yes! Perhaps this would be more accurate. Nooks and crannies rather than alcoves. Yeah! You are going to do it, aren't you? Mr. Waters would be very disappointed.
Ken:
Of course I'm going to fucking do it. It's what I do.
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