Memorable Quotes from Estelle Reiner
1 quoteConfrontation Over Relationship Dynamics
Sally
You know, I am so glad I never got involved with you. I just would have ended up being some woman you had to get up out of bed and leave at three o'clock in the morning and go clean your andirons. And you don't even have a fireplace.
Harry
Why are you getting so upset about this?
Sally
You are a human affront to all women. And I am a woman.
Harry
I think they have an OK time.
Sally
How do you know?
Harry
What do you mean how do I know? I know.
Sally
Because they...
Harry
Yes, because they...
Sally
And how do you know that they really...
Harry
What are you saying, that they fake orgasm?
Sally
It's possible.
Harry
Get outta here!
Sally
Why? Most women at one time or another have faked it.
Harry
Well they haven't faked it with me.
Sally
How do you know?
Harry
Because I know.
Sally
Oh, right, that's right, I forgot, you're a man.
Harry
What is that supposed to mean?
Sally
Nothing. It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and that most women at one time or another have done it so you do the math.
Harry
You don't think that I could tell the difference?
Sally
No.
Harry
Get outta here.
Harry
Are you OK?
Older Woman Customer
I'll have what she's having.
[to waiter]
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