Memorable Quotes from Fritz Ford
1 quoteCriticism and Family Tensions During Weekend Visit
Damien Thorn
She's too much, that Aunt Marion.
Mark Thorn
Oh, she's just awful! Why did they ever let her come?
Damien Thorn
So she could wag her finger, criticize us, and generally ruin our weekend, that's why.
Mark Thorn
At least we didn't have to have dinner with her. God! And what's that smell?
Damien Thorn
Lavender, you fool! All old ladies douse themselves in it. I don't know why.
Murray
Now, boys, just because Aunt Marion's getting on-
Mark Thorn
On our nerves!
Damien Thorn
Now, come on. Murray's right. Let's hear it for Aunt Marion.
Damien & Mark
Hooray.
[Sarcastic]
Damien Thorn
Hey, Murray, give us a cigarette, will you?
Murray
Now, Damien, you know the answer to that one.
Damien Thorn
You don't ask, you never know.
[Shrugs]
Murray
Have you met your new platoon leader? Neff?
Damien Thorn
Neff for "neffer mind". Oh, come on. They're all the same. When you've met one platoon leader, you've met them all. Attention! Eyes front! Chest out! Stomach in!
Mark Thorn
You know something? You're crazy.
Damien Thorn
Yeah, cos I've practiced.
Mark Thorn
God.
[Laughs]
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