Gerry Quigley Quotes

Sport's Dad Will you take a look at this. Huh? Huh? What do you think of your old man now, Sport? Ten thousand smackaroos! No more paying with change. No more, no more spaghetti. Going to feel like steak. And you know those fancy basketball sneakers with the, with the buckles and the Velcro and the crap all over them? Their yours, buddy boy, all yours! Hello? Murray. Hey, hey I take it all back. All agents aren't useless. Oh, I'm kidding you, I'm kidding you, man. You know I was always in your corner. Oh, yeah, I knew you'd come through. Well, Sport and I are going to do a little celebrating today...

Harriet Hey.

Sport Hey.

Harriet Sold his book?

Sport Got a real job.

Sport's Dad Hey, Harriet, you hear the good news?

Harriet You're a writer. So how's it feel?

Sport's Dad Oh, big slice off heaven, side order of fries. Say, you hungry? I feel like going to the fanciest, schmaniest restaurant in town. We'll abuse the waiter. Who's with me? Harriet?

Sport She can't come.

Sport's Dad What do you mean she can't come? You haven't even asked her.

Sport I said she can't come. You can't be my friend if you're not my friend.

Harriet I'm sorry, Sport. I'm sorry.