Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl - Jack Sparrow's Market for a Ship
James Norrington:
Well, well. Jack Sparrow, isn't it?
Jack Sparrow:
Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please, sir.
Norrington:
I don't see your ship, Captain.
Jack Sparrow:
I'm in the market, as it were.
Murtogg:
He said he's come to commandeer one.
Mullroy: [hands Norrington Jack's effects]
Told you he was telling the truth! These are his, sir.
Norrington: [examines Jack's pistol; opens Jack's compass; partially draws Jack's sword; smirks]
No additional shot, nor powder. A compass that doesn't point north. And I half-expected it to be made of wood. You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Sparrow:
But you have heard of me.
Elizabeth Swann:
Commodore, I really must protest! Pirate or not, this man saved my life.
Norrington:
One good deed is not enough to save a man from a lifetime of wickedness.
Sparrow:
Though it seems enough to condemn him.
Norrington:
Indeed.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl - Dock Regulations and Unexpected Guests
Murtogg:
This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: [the pair block Jack's path]
I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform him immediately. Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg:
Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
Sparrow:
It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg:
Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Sparrow:
I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: the Black Pearl.
Mullroy: [laughs]
Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg:
Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy:
No, it's not.
Murtogg:
Yes it is, I've seen it.
Mullroy:
You've seen it?
Murtogg:
Yes.
Mullroy:
You haven't seen it.
Murtogg:
Yes, I have.
Mullroy:
You've seen the ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg:
No.
Mullroy:
No.
Murtogg:
But I have seen a ship with black sails.
Mullroy: [sarcastic]
Oh, and no ship not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out couldn't possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any ship other than the Black Pearl, is that what you're saying?
Murtogg: [nods]
No.
Mullroy: [notices Jack on the ship; he and Murtogg run over and aim their muskets at him]
Like I said. There's no real ship, as can match the Interceptor... Oi! You! Get away from there! You don't have permission to be aboard there, mate!
Jack:
I'm sorry, it's just such a pretty boat. Ship!
Mullroy:
What's your name?
Jack:
Smith. Or Smithy, if you'd like.
Mullroy:
What's your purpose in Port Royal, "Mister Smith"?
Murtogg:
Yeah, and no lies!
Jack:
All right; I confess. It is my intention to commandeer this ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, and then proceed to raid, pillage, and otherwise pilfer my weasly black guts out.
Murtogg: [stunned]
I said no lies!
Mullroy:
...I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg:
If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack:
Unless of course he knew you wouldn't believe the truth, even if he told it to you.
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