Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - Confrontation Among Characters in a Legal Context
Captain Logan: [the officer ushers Lincoln to his cell]
All right, lock him up with the rest of those wackos.
Lincoln:
I am a lawyer, you know!
Ted: [enters the station]
Dad!
Captain Logan:
You pack your bags, Ted.
Ted:
What?
Captain Logan:
You're going to military school, Ted.
Ted:
But, Dad...
Captain Logan:
No, I don't wanna hear it, Ted!
Ted:
But...
Captain Logan: [ushers Ted out of the station]
Ted! You go home and you pack your bags NOW!
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - Questioning Identity and Authority in Dialogue
Psychologist:
I want to know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.
Freud:
Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud?
Psychologist: [increasingly frustrated]
Why do you keep asking me these questions?
Freud:
Tell me about your mother.
Psychologist: [gets up from his desk]
Oh, God.
Freud:
Would you like a couch to lie on?
Psychologist:
No, I don't want a couch to lie on!
Captain Logan:
All right, what's your name?
Lincoln:
Abraham Lincoln. That's L-I-N-C-O-L-N.
Captain Logan: [in disbelief]
I know how to spell "Lincoln"! What's your birthday, Mr. Lincoln?
Lincoln:
February 12, 1809.
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - Searching for Keys at Home
Captain Logan: [sees his son came home]
Ted?
Ted: [surprised]
What are you doin home, Dad?
Captain Logan:
I'm looking for my keys.
Ted:
Oh.
Captain Logan:
You haven't done anything with them, have ya?
Ted:
No, sir.
Captain Logan:
I spoke to your principal today, Ted. He said you're failing history.
Ted:
Me and Bill-
Captain Logan:
He also said that if you fail history, you flunk out of school. You know what that would mean, don't you, Ted?
Ted:
That I would have to go to Oates Military Academy. Sir.
Captain Logan:
I spoke to Colonel Oates this morning. He's anxious to meet you, Ted...
Ted: [hops back in Missy's car]
Dude, we gotta pass; otherwise, there's no more band.
Bill:
Why?
Ted:
My dad's sending me to military school.
Bill:
Where?
Ted:
Alaska...
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