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Hal Landon Jr. Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Hal Landon Jr.

3 quotes
Confrontation Among Characters in a Legal Context
Captain Logan All right, lock him up with the rest of those wackos.
[the officer ushers Lincoln to his cell]
Lincoln I am a lawyer, you know!
Ted Dad!
[enters the station]
Captain Logan You pack your bags, Ted.
Ted What?
Captain Logan You're going to military school, Ted.
Ted But, Dad...
Captain Logan No, I don't wanna hear it, Ted!
Ted But...
Captain Logan Ted! You go home and you pack your bags NOW!
[ushers Ted out of the station]
Questioning Identity and Authority in Dialogue
Psychologist I want to know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.
Freud Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud?
Psychologist Why do you keep asking me these questions?
[increasingly frustrated]
Freud Tell me about your mother.
Psychologist Oh, God.
[gets up from his desk]
Freud Would you like a couch to lie on?
Psychologist No, I don't want a couch to lie on!
Captain Logan All right, what's your name?
Lincoln Abraham Lincoln. That's L-I-N-C-O-L-N.
Captain Logan I know how to spell "Lincoln"! What's your birthday, Mr. Lincoln?
[in disbelief]
Lincoln February 12, 1809.
Searching for Keys at Home
Captain Logan Ted?
[sees his son came home]
Ted What are you doin home, Dad?
[surprised]
Captain Logan I'm looking for my keys.
Ted Oh.
Captain Logan You haven't done anything with them, have ya?
Ted No, sir.
Captain Logan I spoke to your principal today, Ted. He said you're failing history.
Ted Me and Bill-
Captain Logan He also said that if you fail history, you flunk out of school. You know what that would mean, don't you, Ted?
Ted That I would have to go to Oates Military Academy. Sir.
Captain Logan I spoke to Colonel Oates this morning. He's anxious to meet you, Ted...
Ted Dude, we gotta pass; otherwise, there's no more band.
[hops back in Missy's car]
Bill Why?
Ted My dad's sending me to military school.
Bill Where?
Ted Alaska...