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Huntz Hall Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Huntz Hall

11 quotes
Spooks Run Wild
Discussion of a Mysterious Ghoul
Muggs What're you looking for?
Danny Remember what we heard on the radio about that... that, that ghoul, that guy that sucks all the blood out of ya?
Muggs What would he be doin out here, suckin the sap out of the trees?
Glimpy Hey, does the guy really suck all the blood out of ya?
Danny Yeah!
Glimpy Well, I got nothin to worry about, cause the mosquitoes got all mine. Ow!
Glimpy That was a Messerschmitt.
Danny Hey, what if he really was out here?
Muggs What if you was back home?
Danny Yeah?
Muggs Your old man ould give you a hit in the head like dat.
Danny I ain't got an old man.
Glimpy The kid's an orphan.
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Ghosts on the Loose
Misunderstanding Leads to Uncovering Disturbing Secrets
Mugs We was decoratin that house.
[to Jack]
Glimpy Yeah, we thought it was yours.
Mugs We found a printin press with a lot of Nazi propaganda.
Glimpy Yeah, we thought it was yours.
Mugs So, we moved it over here.
Glimpy Yeah, then we found out that was yours.
Mugs So, we moved it back again.
Jack Nazi propaganda?
Mugs Sure!
Jack So, that's why they didn't want us to come out here. Why didn't you call the police?
Glimpy We thought it was yours!
Jack Is there a phone next door?
Mugs Yeah, but that ain't yours.
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Ghosts on the Loose
Glimpy's Passion for Singing in Quartets
Glimpy Hey, Mugs, why can't I sing in dat quartet? I used to sing in a quartet wit six members. I can sing those fortissimos aloud too.
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Ghosts on the Loose
Misunderstanding Between Friends About Decor
Mugs You really think the place looks pretty nice, huh?
Jack Oh, it's fine, Mugs.
Glimpy Yeah. It could look better with some of them pictures on the wall, those, uh, paintings, those moralls.
Mugs Not moralls, morales!
Jack Look, uh, you guys mean, uh, murals?
Mugs Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. He threw me off, you know. He's dumb sometimes.
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Ghosts on the Loose
Unexpected Disappearance of a Printing Press
Mugs Well, can you picture dat? I must be havin optical delusions.
Lieutenant What's the matter?
Mugs Well, there was a printin press here ten minutes ago.
Lieutenant Ah, just got up and walked away, eh?
Glimpy Well, if ink can run, I guess a printing press can walk.
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Spooks Run Wild
The Complexity of Milking a Cow
Glimpy You know, I milked a cow once. A very intricate affair. You see, a cow's got four faucets.
Danny What for?
Glimpy Well, the first faucet is for buttermilk, the second for bottled milk, and the third is for evaporated milk.
Danny What's the fourth one for?
Glimpy Come to think of it, this cow only had t'ree.
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Spooks Run Wild
Reading in the Dark Explained
Danny How can you read in the dark?
Glimpy What'd you say?
Danny I said how can you read in the dark?
Glimpy I went to night school.
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Ghosts on the Loose
Unexpected Consequences of Choices in Humor
Jack What a honeymoon.
[dejected, sitting on a coach next to Betty, in a quarantined room, surrounded by the East Side Kids]
Mugs Y'always gotta do everything the hard way. Everybody else gets plain, ordinary, common measles. So, you gotta go out and dig up German measles.
[to Glimpy]
Glimpy Who are you pickin on me for? Did I know dem guys were Nazis?
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Ghosts on the Loose
Diploma and Diplomacy in Conversation
Mugs Why don't you use some diplomacy?
Glimpy I got my diploma. I graduated from school.
Mugs What did you graduate? Kindergarten?
Glimpy Oh, I skipped Kindergarten. I was too old.
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Ghosts on the Loose
Discussion on House Choices and Gardens
Mugs Wow, this is really nice! Lamps, drapes, books, everything. I wonder why he bought that old house next door instead of this one?
Glimpy I guess there wasn't enough room in the yard for a Victory Garden.
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Spooks Run Wild
Warning About The Monster Killer
Radio Announcer We interrupt this program for an important announcement to listeners near Hillside and Colton: All citizens are warned to be on the lookout for The Monster Killer, who is believed to be in this vicinity. This maniac has left a trail of three inhuman murders, and is believed heading upstate. We return you now to your program.
Muggs Monsters? That don't mean nothing to us. We eat em every morning for breakfast.
Glimpy Bring those monsters on. I ain't ascared of them. I'm anemic. I was taken for a ride once.
Margie You were?
Glimpy Yeah. There I was, miles from Time Square - somewhere in Central Park I think - and them gangsters, they had me backed against a tree, and they got machine guns, see, and they went... And what do you think happened?
[makes machine gun noises]
Margie I don't know. What happened?
Muggs and Danny He got killed.
Glimpy Fantastic, wasn't it?
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