A Christmas Story - A Surprising Discovery in the Sky
Randy: [opening his biggest gift]
Wow! Whoopee! A zeppelin!
Mr. Parker: [Opening his gift, almost as happy; [w:Simoniz|Simoniz]
A can of ]!
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A Christmas Story - Family Reunion and Concern for Ralph
Mrs. Parker:
Why, it's Ralph!
Mr. Parker:
Well, come on in, Ralph. Where have you been?
Mrs. Parker:
Why... he's carrying a cane!
Mr. Parker:
What is it, Ralph? What happened?
Mrs. Parker:
Why he's... blind!
Mr. Parker:
Blind? Oh, my God!
Randy:
Ralphie!
Mrs. Parker:
Ralph, is this something WE did?
Mr. Parker:
What brought you to this lowly state?
Mrs. Parker:
Ralph, please tell us, no matter how it hurts. What did we DO?
Ralphie:
Look, I can't.
Mrs. Parker:
Oh, please, Ralph.
Mr. Parker:
Please.
Mrs. Parker:
I must know what we did. What brought you to this?!
Mr. Parker:
Please.
Mrs. Parker:
Please... Please?
Ralphie:
It... it- it was...
Mrs. Parker:
Yes? ...Yes?
Ralphie: [The Old Man repeats it to himself quietly.]
Soap... poisoning!
Mr. Parker:
How could we do it?
Ralphie:
Well, I'll manage to get along... somehow.
Mrs. Parker:
I'll never forgive myself.
Ralphie: [She nods.]
Thanks, Mom.
Mr. Parker:
I told you not to use Lifebuoy! Oh, I feel awful!
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A Christmas Story - Child's Struggle with Winter Clothing
Mother:
What is it?!
Randy: [wailing; continues bawling, as Mother tries unsuccessfully to put his arms down]
I can't put my arms down!
Mother: [winds scarf around Randy's neck, as he starts wailing once more]
Well, put your arms down when you get to school.
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