Illeana Douglas Quotes

Darcy That was impressive, I have to tell you. I... I could hardly keep my legs together.

Kate Mosley I want a billboard in the middle of Time Square. Okay? I want... I want a commercial in the middle of the Academy Awards, and I want a 10-page layout in Vanity Fair - and that's... that's what I want.

Darcy Yeah, me, too. God, we're shallow!

Heidi Schoichet Serves him right! I hope you rot in there, fucking loser!

Fern Schoichet Heidi! That loser was almost your husband!

Heidi Schoichet Why can't you get it into your head, he's a psychopath?

Fern Schoichet I'm sure he is. But he's also a very successful accountant.

Janice Maretto First impressions in one word? You really want to know? Four letters, begins with "C." Cold. C-O-L-D. Cold.

Heidi Schoichet What're you apologizing to her? She's an unwed mother.

Fern Schoichet Better an unwed mother than just plain unwed.

Heidi Schoichet Because every klezmer band in town is booked and I desperately need a band. But if I hire you, you have to be willing to "hora". Is that a problem?

Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel Oh man, at this point, I'd fuck anyone.

Darcy You're in advertising, Kate: I didn't lie - I sold.

Steven Schoichet I look both ways when I cross the street.

Heidi Schoichet Steven? Gross! You look like a child molester.