Dummy - Conflicting Views on Personal Relationships
Heidi Schoichet: [about Michael going in jail]
Serves him right! I hope you rot in there, fucking loser!
Fern Schoichet:
Heidi! That loser was almost your husband!
Heidi Schoichet:
Why can't you get it into your head, he's a psychopath?
Fern Schoichet:
I'm sure he is. But he's also a very successful accountant.
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Dummy - Judgments on Unwed Status and Motherhood
Heidi Schoichet:
What're you apologizing to her? She's an unwed mother.
Fern Schoichet:
Better an unwed mother than just plain unwed.
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Dummy - Desperation and Humor in Band Hiring
Heidi Schoichet:
Because every klezmer band in town is booked and I desperately need a band. But if I hire you, you have to be willing to "hora". Is that a problem?
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel:
Oh man, at this point, I'd fuck anyone.
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Dummy - Childlike Caution Misunderstood as Suspicion
Steven Schoichet:
I look both ways when I cross the street.
Heidi Schoichet: [seeing Steven in his underwear, with his dummy dressed as a child]
Steven? Gross! You look like a child molester.
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Picture Perfect - Desires for Fame and Recognition
Kate Mosley:
I want a billboard in the middle of Time Square. Okay? I want... I want a commercial in the middle of the Academy Awards, and I want a 10-page layout in Vanity Fair - and that's... that's what I want.
Darcy:
Yeah, me, too. God, we're shallow!
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Picture Perfect - A Moment of Unexpected Admiration
Darcy:
That was impressive, I have to tell you. I... I could hardly keep my legs together.
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Picture Perfect - Truth in Advertising and Personal Ethics
Darcy:
You're in advertising, Kate: I didn't lie - I sold.
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To Die For - First Impressions Described as Cold
Janice Maretto: [being interviewed about Suzanne; beat]
First impressions in one word? You really want to know? Four letters, begins with "C." Cold. C-O-L-D. Cold.
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