Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - The Challenges of a Dangerous Life
Conn MacCleary:
All I can promise you is terror for breakfast, pressure for lunch, and aggravation for sleep. Your vacations will be two minutes when you're not looking over your shoulder, and if you live to draw a pension, it'll be a miracle.
Remo Williams:
Are there any disadvantages?
Conn MacCleary:
Hell, I'm lucky I've lasted this long.
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - The Eleventh Commandment and Its Implications
Conn MacCleary: [to Remo]
You're going to be the Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get away with it.
Conn MacCleary: [to Remo]
Remember, in out, like a duck mating.
Gen. Scott Watson:
So listen to this, George. Lyman four-putts. Four-putts, mind you. I thought he'd have a stroke. And I'd have claimed it if he had.
Harold Smith:
Guard, protect and cherish your land, for there is no afterlife for a place that started out as Heaven. Charles M. Russell, Montana, 1926.
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A Few Good Men - Colonel's Defiance in Courtroom Confrontation
Col. Jessup: [Judge dismisses the jury; stands up defiantly]
What the hell is this? Colonel, what's going on? I did my job, I'd do it again! I'm gonna get on a plane and go on back to my base.
Judge Randolph:
You're not going anywhere, Colonel. MPs, guard the Colonel!
Marine MP:
Yes, sir.
Judge Randolph:
Captain Ross?
Col. Jessup:
What the hell is this?
Capt. Ross:
Colonel Jessup, you have the right to remain silent. Any statement you make...
Col. Jessup: [while Ross continues reading his rights; turns to Kaffee and lunges at him while MPs hold him back]
I'm being charged with a crime? Is that what this is? I'm being charged with a crime? This is funny. That's what this is. This is... I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong marine!
Capt. Ross:
Colonel Jessup, do you understand these rights as I have just read them to you?
Col. Jessup:
You fuckin people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee. That's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son.
Kaffee: [as Jessup picks up his military cap, he was eventually escorted away by the military police]
Don't call me "son". I'm a lawyer, and an officer in the United States Navy. And you're under arrest, you son of a bitch. The witness is excused.
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A Few Good Men - Clarity in Military Orders and Accountability
Kaffee:
A moment ago, you said that you ordered Lt. Kendrick to tell his men that Santiago wasn't to be touched.
Jessup:
That's right.
Kaffee:
And Lt. Kendrick was clear on what you wanted?
Jessup:
Crystal.
Kaffee:
Any chance Lt. Kendrick ignored the order?
Jessup:
Ignored the order?
Kaffee:
Any chance he forgot about it?
Jessup:
No.
Kaffee:
Any chance Lt. Kendrick left your office and said, "the old man is wrong"?
Jessup:
No.
Kaffee:
When Lt. Kendrick spoke to the platoon and ordered them not to touch Santiago, any chance they ignored him?
Jessup:
You ever served in an infantry unit, son?
Kaffee:
No, sir.
Jessup:
Ever served in a forward area?
Kaffee:
No, sir.
Jessup:
Ever put your life in another man's hands and asked him to put his life in yours?
Kaffee:
No, sir.
Jessup:
We follow orders, son. We follow orders or people die. It's that simple. Are we clear?
Kaffee:
Yes, sir.
Jessup:
Are we clear?
Kaffee:
Crystal. Colonel, I just have one more question before I put Airman O'Malley and Airman Rodriguez on the stand. If you gave an order that Santiago wasn't to be touched, and your orders are always followed, then why would Santiago be in danger? Why would it be necessary to transfer him off the base?
Jessup:
Santiago was a substandard Marine. He was being transferred...
Kaffee:
That's not what you said. You said he was being transferred, because he was in grave danger.
Jessup:
That's correct.
Kaffee:
You said he was in danger. I said "grave danger"? You said...
Jessup:
I recall what I said.
Kaffee:
I could have the court reporter read back to you...
Jessup:
I know what I said! I don't have to have it read back to me, like I'm...
Kaffee:
Then why the two orders? Colonel?
Jessup: [hesitates]
Sometimes men take matters into their own hands.
Kaffee:
No, sir. You made it clear just a moment ago that your men never take matters into their own hands. Your men follow orders or people die. So Santiago shouldn't have been in any danger at all, should he have, Colonel?
Jessup:
You snotty little bastard.
Ross:
Your Honor, I'd like to ask for a recess.
Kaffee:
I'd like an answer to the question, Judge.
Judge Randolph:
The court will wait for an answer.
Kaffee:
If Lieutenant Kendrick gave an order that Santiago wasn't to be touched, then why did he have to be transferred? Colonel? Lieutenant Kendrick ordered the Code Red, didn't he? Because that's what you told Lieutenant Kendrick to do!
Ross:
Object!
Kaffee:
And when it went bad, you cut these guys loose!
Ross:
Your Honor--
Kaffee:
You had Markinson sign a phony transfer order, and you doctored the log book!
Ross:
DAMN IT, KAFFEE!
Kaffee:
You coerced the doctor!
Judge Randolph:
Consider yourself in contempt!
Kaffee:
Now I'm asking you! Colonel Jessup, did you order the Code Red?!
Judge Randolph:
You don't have to answer that question!
Jessup:
I'll answer the question. You want answers?
Kaffee:
I think I'm entitled to it!
Jessup:
You want answers?!
Kaffee:
I WANT THE TRUTH!
Jessup:
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like "honor", "code", "loyalty". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then QUESTIONS the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you are entitled to!
Kaffee:
Did you order the Code Red?
Jessup:
I did the job that—
Kaffee:
DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!
Jessup:
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!!
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A Few Good Men - Colonel's Frustration with Trial Questions
Kaffee:
You think this funny?
Col. Jessup: [face falls to a look of disgust]
No, it isn't. It's tragic.
Kaffee:
Do you have an answer to the question, Colonel?
Col. Jessup:
Absolutely. My answer is I don't have the first damn clue. Maybe he was an early riser and liked to pack in the morning. And maybe he didn't have any friends. I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the travel habits of William Santiago. What I do know is that he was set to leave the base at 0600. Now, are these really the questions I was called here to answer? Phone calls and foot lockers? Please tell me that you have something more, Lieutenant. These two Marines are on trial for their lives. Please tell me their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to a phone bill.
Col. Jessup:
Do you have any more questions for me, Counselor?
Judge Randolph: [pause]
Lt. Kaffee? Lieutenant, do you have anything further for this witness?
Col. Jessup:
Thanks, Danny. I love Washington.
Kaffee:
Excuse me. I didn't dismiss you.
Col. Jessup:
I beg your pardon?
Kaffee:
I'm not through with my examination. Sit down.
Col. Jessup:
Colonel.
Kaffee:
What's that?
Col. Jessup:
I would appreciate it if he would address me as "Colonel" or "sir." I believe I've earned it.
Judge Randolph:
Defense counsel will address the witness as "Colonel" or "sir.
Col. Jessup: [to Judge]
I don't know what the hell kind of unit you're running here.
Judge Randolph:
And the witness will address this court as "Judge" or "your Honor." I'm quite certain I've earned it. Take your seat, Colonel.
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